Favourite MLP:FiM Quotes!

[Dr. Eggnog 203]

"You only sell two things!"

"Applejack, we can always fix the hole in the roof.  But if you leave, we'll never be able to fix the hole in our hearts." (only Fluttershy could make that line work)

[I am Lunar Fire 198]

This isn't really my favorite quote but one that caught my attention for making me cringe everytime I hear it:
"Oh no! Sacrebleu ! Plus de marques de cutie! Qu'est-ce c'est?! Je parle français?!" - Apple Bloom, The Cutie Pox

I understand the idea, and I would have loved it if they got it translated by somebody who actually knows a little french. This one sounds like something fresh out the Google translator.

 

I do however, LOVE the line that comes immediately after this one:
"My sister's speakin' in fancy!" - Applejack

And of course, who doesn't love this scene from the show:

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Loss of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly?
Fluttershy: Passion!
Rainbow Dash: Right! So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: [breathes in] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: ... Ugh. You're gonna cheer for me like that? Louder.
Fluttershy: Yay.
Rainbow Dash: Louder!
Fluttershy: Yay.
Rainbow Dash: Louder!
Fluttershy: [deep breath] [quietly] Yaay.
Rainbow Dash: Ugh...
Fluttershy: ...Too loud?

 

"Too loud?"

[HailthornX 47]

"Do I look like I speak squirrel?" Something about this made me laugh so very much. And this was the first line that came to me, so I guess it's my favorite!

 

[ManiacForPonies 27]

From Magic Duel

"I can turn a mare into a stallion"

Only Animaniacs has ever been able to make me laugh harder.

There is probably anotherone I like more but I just re-watched the episode so I can´t think of anything else.

[DJRainbowDash 724]

Season 2, Episode 21 - Over a Barrel  

 

Rainbow Dash: [whispering] Psst! Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?

Pinkie Pie: [whispering] No, are you asleep yet?

Rainbow Dash: [whispering] If I was sleeping, how could I have asked you if you were asleep?

Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Oh yeah! [giggle]

Rainbow Dash: [whispering] When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?

Pinkie Pie: [whispering] What tree? You mean Bloomberg?

Rainbow Dash: [whispering and sarcasm] ... No, Fluttershy.

Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!

Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?

Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!

Rainbow Dash: [whispering] I do not think she's a tree! I was just –

Twilight Sparkle: Did you say she was a tree?

Rainbow Dash: [whispering] No. Well.. Yes. But not exactly –

Twilight Sparkle: Ya know she's not a tree, right?

Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashy!

Fluttershy: I'd like to be a tree...

Spike: Oh for Pete's sake!

 

Twilight Sparkle: Well that was kind of huffy.

Fluttershy: Huffy the magic dragon!

All (except Rarity): [giggles]

Rarity: Would you all be QUIET... NOOOOW!!!???

All (except Rarity): Aaaaaah!!!

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"Seriously?" - Applebloom,

 

"Necklace. Necklace. Necklace. Necklace. And...big crown thingy!" - Twilight Sparkle.

 

"Discord rules, Celestia drools." - Discord.

 

"Whining? I am not whining. I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining? 'Oh, this harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it? Ooh, it hurts, and it's so nasty, why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a stain, and this wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?" - Rarity.

 

"I used to be somepony. I used to be respected! I used to make dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses! But now, everypony is laughing at me! I'm nothing but a laughing stock!" - Rarity.

 

"Thank you, Twilight! But don't get any ideas. I know where you live." - Rarity.

 

"Fighting's not really my thing, I'm more into fashion, but I'll rip you to pieces if you touch one scale on his cute little head!" - Rarity.

 

"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter! The cat's pajamas! Oh...wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's PJ's? That's not very sporting of her!" - Pinkie Pie.

 

"Oh my gosh. Hold onto your hooves! I - am about to be - brilliant!" - Pinkie Pie

[Qxesw 9]

This is my book, and I'm going to READ IT! -Twilight Sparkle

Uh, yes! Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built a house up top the hole where I buried the key, then moved into the house atop the hole. -Pinkie Pie

 

 

And just about the whole "Morning in Ponyville" song. 

"And I know for absolute certain, everything is going to be just fine."

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Any time Big Macintosh says anything more than "Eeyup" or "Nope" it's always memorable. Case in point, Ponyville Confidential.

 

Also...

 

"Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem* I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!"

 

Gets me everytime.

[Wardaddy 470]

My fave quotes? Firstly, from Sonic Rainboom

 

RD: LOUDER!!!!!!!

Fluttershy: *deep breath* yay

RD: *groans, facehoof, faints*

Fluttershy: Too loud?

 

 

And next from Lesson Zero

 

Rarity: Of all the worse things that could happen! This is the, WORST, POSSIBLE, THING!! 

*Mane 6 look at her*

Rarity: What?! I really mean it this time!

[Dzastur 1,719]

Pinkie Pie: *pitch black* "Who turned out the moon? *footsteps* Don't go near that cake, thief! *munch munch* Stop, thief! *BANG!* Oh! Are you okay, thief?"

[Ihei 713]

Haha, most of these quotes are Pinkie Pie.

 "Maybe Gilda isn't a big meanie grumpy mean-meanie-pants. Maybe I'm just a big jealous judgmental jealous-jealousy-pants."

-Pinkie Pie

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

RD: "These games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet: Speed! Agility! Guts! Style! Coolness! Awsomeness! And radicalness!"

TS: "Aren't those all the same thing?"

RD: "You would think that, Twilight. And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet."

[IronPonyApplejack 318]

AJ: "Don't wet widdle Warity make you all sadie-wadie. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree! Yes he is! A-coochie-coo-coo!"

 

Applejack "comforting" her tree after Rarity calls it a baby. LOVE.

[SuperFlapjack 32]

My favourite quote is by pinkie pie

"I WANT A FUGLEHORN!"

Pinkie is sooo stupid, not in a bad way, pinkie is okay, I mean in a funny way no offence pinkie!

[Ganondox 899]

'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!

-Luna

 

Why does life have to be so ironic?

-Sweetie Belle

 

Yeah.

[Justin ZW 396]

As much as I love 20% cooler, "Enough chit-chat! Time is candy!" would've had my vote if it had been included.

 

Pinkie Pie's randomness always has a special place in my heart =D

[Rarity1337 18]

"THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" -Rarity

 

I love this quote haha, say it all the time when something goes wrong xD  Which is quite often      

[Love*Potion 575]

Welp I'm sure this is not the first time a thread like this has popped up, but I just want to shine light on a well worth mentioning topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Quotes! 

 

What one-liners make you laugh out loud? Or perhaps bring tears to your eyes? Or even Dawww you to death? Share any and all of your best quotes here said by the best ponies around 

 

I'll share mine to get started:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aGMdoDYIU

 

 

YES

Edited May 20, 2013 by Love*Potion

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

 

 

Welp I'm sure this is not the first time a thread like this has popped up, but I just want to shine light on a well worth mentioning topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Quotes!

 

As a matter of fact, there was an older topic dedicated to sharing our favorite quotes from the show, and your topic has been merged with it for convenience. In the future, it would be best to use our search feature before making a thread to ensure that you aren't making a duplicate, especially if you think there's a good chance that there is already a thread like the one you are planning to create.

[Wonderbolt_Spitfire 235]

"Do ponies even wallow in pity?" - Rarity

 

"NO ONE BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!" -Pinkie Pie

 

Those are some of my notable favorites but there are so many good quotes and one liners it's too difficult to pick a favorite.

[Guest]

"Eeyup" -Big Macintosh

"It needs to be about 20% cooler" -Rainbow Dash

"Everything Pinkie Pie has ever said, ever" -Pinkie Pie

"Everything Zecora has ever said" -Zecora.

Edited May 20, 2013 by Guest

[SoundRaptured 139]

i'm sure you've all quoted them thousands of times over but hey.

 

"YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!"

 

"It needs to be cooler. about twenty percent cooler."

 

"I tried begging, pleading, beseeching, asking politely.."

 

flutter, rainbow, flutter

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

HIIIIII GIIIIIRLS! - Twilight Sparkle

 

Of all the things that could happen... this is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! - Rarity

 

Huzzah! The fun has been doubled! - Luna

 

I just don't know what went wrong! - Derpy

Edited May 20, 2013 by secondstomarz

[Rascal~ 657]

I just wanted to know everybodies favourite quotes from the show... I don't really have any and I'm using them for some art I'm doing and I just wanted the ideas come from you guys.

 

So please post as many quotes from my little pony or from other things aswell and I nearly forgot it doesn't have to be exact quotes ... you can have a funney or dark quote that you just made up 

 

thanks everypony for hearing me out and get posting

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

@,

Due to the fact that there is already a favorite quotes posts, I merged yours in to it. For your purposes, I would suggest just looking through the other posts in this thread, and for quote from other places, have a look over here at this thread.