Anyone else here afraid of mayonnaise?

[Clawdeen 14,151]

Nah. I only like it on certain subs I get though.

Edited December 30, 2019 by Operetta

[RaraLover 10,414]

I sorta like mayonnaise. I like to have it with meals that have chicken in it. Though, excessive amounts, not so much.

Edited March 2, 2020 by RaraLover

[O-78 28,606]

I don't like mayonnaise, but my dad has a legitimate phobia of it. If he receives a sandwich with mayonnaise on it, he will throw the sandwich in the trash and won't get another one.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I like mayonnaise, as long as its counterbalanced by something else, like mustard.

[Fluttershutter 2,457]

It's not a phobia but yeah, I strongly dislike it. 

[TheRockARooster 51,198]

I used to like mayonnaise a lotbut nowadays it’s not something that I really enjoy anymore.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

I'm not afraid of mayo, I just don't like the way it tastes.

[Thuja 3,659]

I can't eat any mayo because it makes me sick

[Xoomy228 418]

I fear no mayo because I am mayo incarnate!

[Splashee 28,564]

I am afraid to catch the MAYONNAISE-19

[Stardust 641]

Not a phobia but i dont really likeit unless it's mixed in with something. I used to have an allergy to egg tho

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

What the ? That's illarious ! Whoever made this thread alive again deserve a medal

[Splashee 28,564]

8 hours ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

What the ? That's illarious ! Whoever made this thread alive again deserve a medal

It was Spikey-Wikey, the world record holder of Metroid Zero Mission.

Mayonnaise is definitely top 10 on the danger list!

[Technoblade 113]

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[Justin_Case001 4,889]

Oh, sh*t, dawg!  Have I got the video for you!

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I'm not afraid of mayo, but I don't care for it either.

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

Is it an instrument??

[Rainbow Cloud 17,976]

I'm not afraid of mayonaise but I'm not really a fan of it.

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

I like mayo but it's gotta be in something, like tuna fish salad or, on a chicken sandwich from Wendy's, ya know? Lol. Otherwise I'm not really the biggest fan of it. 

[MapledMike 8]

Ever since I found it it was not an instrument... I realized how deceptive mayonnaise is.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

I'm not scared of it but I certainly don't like it.

[TotallyNotNyx 15,566]

I love mayo, definitely my number 1.  It’s so much better than Ketchup or any chilli sauce 

[EpicEnergy 23,218]

I'm not afraid of it, I actually love mayonnaise.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

I have a friend who is afraid of it. I chased him with a spoonful of it once to get revenge for the time he drove away at high speeds with me sitting on the back of his car.

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

I like it but only in egg salad

[DubWolf 17,263]

I cut on mayo since it's "mostly all fat/and trans fat" (trans fat worse), but I kind of use it often anyways on fries