What 3 items would it take to summon you?

[TheFunk 2,172]

It's a mystery to me why I would be summoned, but when I am summoned, I'm usually game for what ever.

 

 

In order to summon The Funk, it would take:

 

1. an musical instrument (doesn't matter which one)

 

2. a jar of ink

 

3. an onion

 

 

When summoned, I open up with a 5 minute Disney esq musical number 

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

A laptop

A gaming console

Money

[Envy 6,169]

Three items that can be associated with me? Hm...

 

Of course!

 

Bassoon

Tenor Saxophone

Oboe

 

Or I could make it super hard and get instruments I don't own and probably never will be able to (because why would anyone summon me to begin with anyway? I'm pretty worthless. lol)

 

Dulcian

Serpent

Baroque Oboe

Edited March 23, 2015 by Envy

[zombienixon 330]

A gallon of 93 octane

 

Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast on CD

 

Smirnoff 100 proof vodka

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Well they would require the following:

 

1: A miniature wooden Question Mark soaked in fresh mead or ale. Preferably placed on a miniature throne.

2: The left eye of a feline, preferably big, and hole poked in the pupil which should be filled with ink. Eye must be placed in a hollow, perfect-sized hole in a small pedestal.

3: A black suit set, along with glove and cane. All hollow parts should be filled with red-colored foam.

 

And that's what it would take to summon me...

 

 

...unless you're willing to take the alternative.

 

1: Same black suit set, this time including a top hat.

2: A "crucifix" in the shape of a question mark. Should be colored red.

3: A bottle of ale.

[EddG 554]

• Some SEGA Mega Drive (Genesis) Games
• Coffee
• Jun Senoue's Sonic Guitar

[Odyssey 5,717]

• A Nintendo 3DS
• Drawing equipment
• A giant stuffed animal

And voila, you have summoned me. xP

[Meanlucario 131]

I would require Alpha Sapphire, a plushie of my OC, and Half-Life 3.

 

Why I'm being summoned? No idea, but I hope that it would be worth it.

[Lordav 3,427]

• Soft shair
• PC
• Internet conection

 

<3

[Megachangeling12 109]

Your going to need

A bucket of French fries

A dvd set of every South Park episode ever

Oh and a live changeling

[Pucksterv 4,508]

Three things that will summon me.... probably:

• Cookies
• The perfect peperoni pizza from domino's
• @JonasDarkmane

[Star Saber 114]

-At least 1 Medium PIzza; preferably something cheesy or meaty but absolutely no pineapples or olives, otherwise the ritual backfires horribly

-At least 2 liters or Dr. Pepper

-At least 20 dollars

 

Upon my summoning I will consume the presented items then vanish back to my world after taking the offered money. What? World hopping is both exhausting and expensive.

[Unikitty 1,212]

At least four different kinds of hard spirits. Four because a prerequisite is that you have to be too smashed to count right, and figure adding one more than you think needs to be added is good enough to work.

 

And they'd summon me by accident after, in a drunken moment of clarity, thought it'd be a great idea to throw a bunch of things together and see what happened.

[#1FluttershyFan 206]

I hav to say, I don't think I would want to be summoned, especially if it means dropping whatever I'm doing to go help these people from another dimension that I don't even know.

However, I might want to be summoned if I was provided:

1. A laptop 

2. A Marzipan Cake

3. The Ability to Grant Any Superpower

Unless all these things are provided, I'm not getting off my butt to help anyone.

Edited March 23, 2015 by #1FluttershyFan

[Skye 463]

1. A laptop. A new one that's awesome at that.
2. A bunch of hoodies
3. A warm blanket.

[JonasDarkmane 19,787]

Things needed to summon me:

 

1. @Pucksterv

 

2. Cookies

 

3. Belgian Waffles

[Sanctified Absence 126]

A blue ruby.

 

A married bachelor.

 

A sharp sphere.

[Star Saber 114]

A blue ruby.

 

A married bachelor.

 

A sharp sphere.

Will any three paradoxes work or does it specifically have to be those three?

[Sanctified Absence 126]

Will any three paradoxes work or does it specifically have to be those three?

 

Any, I guess. So long as they're paradoxical enough and at least one is theoretically impossible.

[Star Saber 114]

@@Sanctified Absence, Fair enough. Summoning you better give at least 3 wishes though. 

[MysticShine 529]

- A computer

- The Elements of Harmony

- Pizza

[OhWoeIsMe 47]

-A Terry's Chocolate Orange

-A IDW MLP Comic

-A piece of paper with a terribly drawn picture of Kolo Toure with a crown on

And they summoned me because they didn't know how to properly use a microwave for their Rustler's Burger

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

A computer, a console and por...table consoles... Yeah...

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

I would need Wolfie . I'm not sure about what else . Maybe two other internet friends that I'm close to.

[Sapphire Lightning 784]

GreatAndPowerfulKatie-guese

 

GreatAndPowerfulKatie-guese

 

GreatAndPowerfulKatie-guese!

 

Poof, I show up and it's PARTY TIIIIIIME! Just be careful, many do not recommend that you summon me, my methods are a bit unorthodox....