Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

“Why would she drive off a bridge like that way above the speed limit?”

[Lucky Bolt 35,057]

"Great! Now we're not only gonna be stranded on I-4 without gas, we're gonna be stranded on 1-4 without gas in the pouring rain!" 

Btw this was from yesterday, but it was crazy enough to post here. 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,299]

"Senior prank idea: We flood the school and turn down the thermostat so it freezes to ice. Everyone can slide down the stairs! ...Good luck getting back up. Hope you brought your ice pick."

Also, "Who's going to be the high-note guy then?"

Edited May 7, 2018 by SparklingSwirls

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

"Oh, I just want to throw you down the stairs" 

[PiratePony 8,475]

"That was a $10,000 mistake."

[DuskSong 742]

"Welcome back to 2005 you sad emo fuck."

[BlackPony 77]

“You air balled a layup!” - Some kid in my PE class.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“ok no pads. Gloves only.”

 

“Think of all the cooler things you could do with $3000.”

 

”So does that technically count as rape?” 

Edited May 8, 2018 by Sliding Bolt

[Wonderbolt Slipstream 263]

"I don't wanna go Mr. Stark..."

[I'mAsTHEBAR 0]

"Slow walking into the door."

[Cyclone 1066 3,617]

"Isn't that how your supposed to do heroin?"

[Nye 1,652]

"Will you do it for one hundred dollars?"

[Prospekt 11,015]

"But I WANT IT!!!! *ear-piercing shreak*" - Some toddler in Target

[ShinGojira 586]

"Charizard is THE best Pokemon!" -Me to my step brother. 

[Quadropus 171]

"Donald trump is trying to nuke me!"

[Hocus Pocus 636]

"So I'm probably gonna pull an all-nighter cranking this thing out." (I swear it's not what it sounds like )

Edited May 8, 2018 by Hocus Pocus

[Guest]

"Oh crap I'm sorry, I thought it was the brownie that made you sad."

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

"Some people are just incompetent."

 

"Thats hot...also looks pretty warm."

 

"Sorry you cant use that table. No one can."

 

Every day I have new ones that are just as weird as the last. 

[thepissman 76]

“Fruit is bad for you”

 

”Don’t nuke yourself on the way out”

Edited May 9, 2018 by thepissman
added quote

[Cyclone 1066 3,617]

"I think there was a door here yesterday."

[Will Guide 21,357]

I feel my heart is bleeding (no joke, I actually said those word as is.)

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

"Did you come out here to escape the Judge Judy too?"

[Thuja 3,658]

"Ugh, these stains are horrendous"

[Lucky Bolt 35,057]

"I didn't come here to get puked on!" 

[Prometheus 3,038]

"Was I the only one holding in a fart the whole time?"