Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[thepissman 76]

“Half the subreddit has been banned. Balancing complete.”

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"I brought your umbrella! What is it, a flamingo?"

Edited July 10, 2018 by Emerald<3
I had to fix it

[Kevin Tang 2,427]

The only difference between master and novice is that master has failed more times than novice has tried.

Got this from a game I played.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“You sound idiotic.”

”Well I’m talking to an idiot.”

[Cash In 22,459]

''Robbery? Is that what they're calling rent nowadays?''

Edited August 4, 2019 by Cash In

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"I'm going into my tantrum hole." 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"She'll smack your balls and stick a finger in your ! You gotta watch yourself." -my instructor

[Nye 1,652]

“See, this episode is sad because they are dead.”

[thepissman 76]

“If you’re already sick with smilies, THEN WHY ARE YOU TAKING MORE?!”

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"It's an ancient Egyptian space shuttle!" 

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

It worked when I touched it. I must have the magic touch.

[Olly 1,011]

When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"Fk you Charmin, I didn't ask." 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Yo shitshitshitshit!”

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"This new medication is amazing!" 

[Pinkachu 37]

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

 

Sorry had to say it

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,261]

My Dad: "Everything on TV fking makes me mad these days!"

Me: "Well then, why do you keep sitting down and watching it?"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"Damaged wall" but pronounced duh-mæh-geed wah-ell-ell

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"Shinji, get in the fking clown." 

[Yuu Xeno 159]

"What are you, some kind of meme normie?"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

"Do you?"

- my sister

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"Poor Ash doesn’t even realize that his true destiny was never to capture all Pokemon, but to eventually fk a dragon."

"What other ultimate destiny could there ever be in any world that has dragons?"

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

"I don't give a monkey's left nut!" ~ Not me 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

“Ive had enough pain for one week.” -Me

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"Shall we spend all day looking at a horse's willy or can we move on?"