Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Its my last brew day ...."

[Tropical Melody 7,006]

"Try to understand. As the military struggle nears its close, the political struggle intensifies. In the hour of victory the military will have served its purpose. All men will then be judged politically. Regardless of their military record."

 

[Splashee 28,589]

"It's ... the smell" *Agent Smith voice*

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Button mashing for the win!!"

[Thuja 3,663]

“fool, now that’ll never come out.”

[Tropical Melody 7,006]

"You always have a very smooth explanation ready."
"What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,081]

FUCK ME!

*scurrying backwards in haste*

Bloody spiders!

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

"So is the rabbit like... the Swiper of the cereal world?"

[Tropical Melody 7,006]

"The light of a billion suns could not add one candlepower to thy brilliance."

"And I grow dim in the presence of my guest. How may I serve such a distinguished person?" (Thinks: Preferably on toast.)
 

[Widdershins 9,961]

 Possibly my favorite of this genre so far:

 "No, I don't practice the religion, but I am ordained to marry in its name."

[Denim&Venöm 19,985]

"Ooh! That's my favorite part! The part where those tiddies bounce up and down! "

"Mom! Please! I'm trying to watch my plot!" 

[Galaxical Phoenix 68]

“Well yeah! A** is my best friend!”

I swear it’s not supposed to be weird it just is

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Where is your sister?  You get your butt over here your lagging behind and holding us up!"

[Widdershins 9,961]

"Oh. I probably shouldn't speak Demonic around your kids."

[Denim&Venöm 19,985]

"A little tear in reality never hurt anyone.

But don't tell his mother!" 

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

IGNORE THIS POST I SUCK

Edited August 30, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Treeglow Flicker 14,081]

So that's where all the allen keys went!

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

"See I love swirly bois. Dorian marry me."

[Denim&Venöm 19,985]

"Have you ever eaten a clock? I hear that it is very time consuming." 

[Emerald Heart 25,009]

"So, am I supposed to carry my own pee?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,985]

"The Fifth Element is a prequel to The Sixth Sense." 

[Tropical Melody 7,006]

"At what point in a failing relationship does someone turn around and say 'Feck it let's go on Jeremy Kyle'"

 

[Prospekt 11,028]

"Not gonna lie, he's supposed to scream a lot louder than that if you're going to get anywhere in this game."

Edited August 31, 2019 by Prospekt

[cuteycindyhoney 13,324]

Stop using up my deodorant!

[BroomsNHops 260]

"And then I remembered, they can jump"