Prospekt 11,028 September 21, 2019 Share September 21, 2019 "Spray the f**k out of it, mighty hunter" Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,110 September 21, 2019 Share September 21, 2019 *laughing* "I'm gonna go over this speed bump and be a frickin pimp. Watch." 1 ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,282 September 21, 2019 Share September 21, 2019 "I'm sure your package loves me LONG time too!" I think the context is obvious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,028 September 21, 2019 Share September 21, 2019 "He promised he would kidnap me." Not from me but instead a random group of girls that walked past me in the store earlier. Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,778 September 22, 2019 Share September 22, 2019 That massage chair shouldn't have ruined your back as badly as it did. At worst, it should have just felt weird to sit in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 September 22, 2019 Share September 22, 2019 He had been turned off animal documentaries on television because they always gave animals pet names, for example, 'Here comes Betty', and onto the screen limps an antelope, say, which has been rejected by the herd, and ten to one it is going to be eaten before the end of the program by some other creature that he cynically believed the film makers had let out of a cage to speed up the process. 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerGeekGuy 4,664 September 22, 2019 Share September 22, 2019 "KFC is making a game where you can date Colonel Sanders. No, this isn't a joke." "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 September 22, 2019 Share September 22, 2019 "How do you think a Bikini would look on me?" "Like two rubber bands on an egg" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,006 September 22, 2019 Share September 22, 2019 "Can I do whatever I want with it while eating chocolate?" Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,110 September 22, 2019 Share September 22, 2019 “She’s got one hell of a sugar shaker that’s for damn sure.” ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,980 September 22, 2019 Author Share September 22, 2019 "The funeral kazoo!" Drowns out sobs and wails! Better than bag pipes!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,778 September 23, 2019 Share September 23, 2019 Well, if it isn't Cam Calloway and Daniel Day-Lewis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,324 September 23, 2019 Share September 23, 2019 "Why did you throw a water bottle in the bathroom trashcan? Did you forget how to recycle?" (Pet peeve of mine. I am not Queen Recycle!) 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 September 23, 2019 Share September 23, 2019 "Is it technically illegal to, like, kidnap someone?" "Yes." "No no, like, not for money, just to make them love me." "STILL YES!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,980 September 23, 2019 Author Share September 23, 2019 "And we share like 80% of our DNA with banana peels. What's your fking point!?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early Sunsets 2,108 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 "I made the stars to illuminate the perpetual nothing, and mortals use them for... relationship advice." Rainbow Dash Fanatic "You stroll down memories of younger, brighter times 'cause you never realize what you've got till you leave it all behind." ~ dBPony "So we’re here at the end, did we teach you well, my friend? Don’t look so sad to see us go, after the rain comes rainbows." ~ Princewhateverer "Darlin' you'll be okay." ~ Vic Fuentes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,778 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 I forgot why I don't eat here very often. Then I took a bite of the food, and I remembered why. ...SALTY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,110 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 "Do you have a sister?" "Yeah why?" "You look like someone I know...also kinda cute." 1 ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRockARooster 53,222 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 “You’re so full of crap that your eyes are turning brown.” On 9/23/2019 at 6:16 AM, Lucky Bolt said: “She’s got one hell of a sugar shaker that’s for damn sure.” I’m really curious to know, what’s a sugar shaker mean besides something for shaking sugar? 2 sig by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randimaxis 8,659 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 "Don't you stifle my creativity - I have a degree in WTF, and I plan to use it all over the front yard!" 1 ===== ( 0 ) ===== Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 6 hours ago, TheRockARooster said: I’m really curious to know, what’s a sugar shaker mean besides something for shaking sugar? According to Urban Dictionary, a cute female ass (Yes I had to look it up!) 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 "Nine out of ten scientists agree. The other is busy knocking things off a desk for no good reason." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 September 24, 2019 Share September 24, 2019 39 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said: According to Urban Dictionary, a cute female ass (Yes I had to look it up!) Does it bring all the boys to the yard? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,778 September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 The weird part is, despite all this bad stuff happening, it played out like a romantic drama. I was only there to be the comedy relief, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early Sunsets 2,108 September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 "God may judge you, but remember that his sins outnumber your own." Rainbow Dash Fanatic "You stroll down memories of younger, brighter times 'cause you never realize what you've got till you leave it all behind." ~ dBPony "So we’re here at the end, did we teach you well, my friend? Don’t look so sad to see us go, after the rain comes rainbows." ~ Princewhateverer "Darlin' you'll be okay." ~ Vic Fuentes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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