Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Every time I walked I farted..."

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Google Fi? More like Google FITE ME."

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

I regret my opinion

[Jackleberry 1,923]

"I have a horse in my bedroom".

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Look at all those big black balls"

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

Who’s ready to get some crack?

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet." – Abraham Lincoln

"Don't believe everything that Abraham Lincoln says." – Benjamin Franklin

“Don’t believe anything I say.” – Harpo Marx

 

[Thuja 3,659]

"Ah yes, the sad disks of despair"

[Clawdeen 15,175]

Am I a pretty girl?

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

But I don't wanna... 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Listen, spooky eyes! Why don't you take a picture it would last longer?"

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"That's funny instead of depressing because it's become a meme at this point"

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

Go bananas or go home!

[DubWolf 17,315]

“I am saying this out loud so I can post it in the forum lounge  .”

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I mean you could say when I was 6 or 7 years old, you were still in your Dad's b@!!$ack"

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

"Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho - Her butt had so much emotion." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

Certainly, most would come in indescribable delight learning that produced the oppositus more liters of cubic capacity

 

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

Actually, a historical society has not been able to find a conclusive reason why out houses have a crescent moon shape on the door, but there have been tons of prevailing theories.

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

"the shark is getting fat.. i'm worried about him" 
 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Like my previous show was 'Swan', which was a one-woman production of Swan Lake, in an hour, in French – as you do..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

"Don't mind Phoebe. She lives on the table."

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

Don’t let me distract you with corn anymore

[Bastian 13,319]

You never remember that the Q is for passing turn and the A for changing color!

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

It still smells like garbage.

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Sexy cat?"