Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,802]

"Would you like one of my sister Dolly's upside-down cakes?"

 

[Altastrofae 933]

"Why do humans drink the milk of another animal when we make our own?"

[Oleks 1,988]

"Aside from autumn melancholy, winter depression, spring apathy and summertime sadness, I’m actually a very cheerful person."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

If I had to choose, I think I would feel more comfortable being run through with a sword than having to deal with the cold any longer.

[Altastrofae 933]

"Shit... I forgot to ask for no bacon in my salad... Why would I want pig giblets in my wholesome fruit and vegetables?"

[Oblivion 20,266]

1 hour ago, Altastrofae said:

"Shit... I forgot to ask for no bacon in my salad... Why would I want pig giblets in my wholesome fruit and vegetables?"

What treachery is this!?!?!? The bacon gods are dissapoint son!

[Altastrofae 933]

1 minute ago, Blivy said:

What treachery is this!?!?!? The bacon gods are dissapoint son!

But it's salad! Meat doesn't belong in salad!

[Oblivion 20,266]

2 hours ago, Altastrofae said:

But it's salad! Meat doesn't belong in salad!

Only bacon lol

[Odyssey 5,715]

"Wait, no! I wanted to see more of that guy! Arrrgh fricking blackouts"

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"So yeah, the cops are about as useful as using a toothpick to fight a dinosaur."

[Tao 7,310]

"Why do they let the dumb ppl get to drive?"

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"Somewhere out there, a gay man is approaching us and I don't know what his motive is." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

"That's alright. The numbers on this road are all over the place."

[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"🎵If you've come here to kill me, clap your hands🎵" 

*Clap clap!*

[Samurai Equine 50,079]

Nah, that's not how this works anymore! You want your snacks? Give me a ride. ...No? Then no snacks for you. 

[Will Guide 21,357]

I'm Batman!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

My fecking fence! You fecker!

[Tropical Melody 5,802]

"Traditionally, a ticking noise should make one worry about a crocodile."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,802]

5 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

My fecking fence! You fecker!

Ah I get the the context to that now

 

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[Denim&Venöm 18,141]

"A mosh pit to Backstreet Boys sounds like it's the most manliest thing and least manliest thing to do at the same time."

[Emerald Heart 24,818]

"Sh**! No. Evil. Demon. No!"

[Cagey 4,217]

“You’re talking about the horse. That apple b.”

[cuteycindyhoney 13,302]

You know I don't fry chicken myself!

[Tropical Melody 5,802]

"Give me the honey, mummy!"

"I am NOT his mother."

 

[Lightwing 12,967]

"...Why do you know so much about hyenas and their reproductive organs??"