Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"Oh gosh, that's money in the skunk butt isn't it?"

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Well, that concludes my institution-approved review of the Studio Ghibli classic known as "The Little Mermaid". Next, I shall give a dissertation on the fantastic world of acrylics, adhesives, and igneous rocks. #Pingu4Emperor2020

[Bastian 13,321]

Boys, we did it, Baby yoda memes no more!

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"I gotta take that to the bank, you ginger bastard."

[Cagey 4,257]

“Oh look, it’s a personified dinner plate.”

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"How could you just go and murder it like that?"

[Lulaypp 2,556]

Or... maybe he used telekinesis. *shrugs*

[Patty Thundersnow 4,272]

"Mother Nature always wins."

[Lucky Bolt 35,216]

"So who was your date for Valentine's Day?"

".........my hand."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

"Sic 'em, Barbas!"

[Oblivion 20,281]

9 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"So who was your date for Valentine's Day?"

".........my hand."

Same quote! 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

"You're the kind of person to notice tiny details on cars you pass but forget where you last put your water bottle."

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"It's meat with electricity inside. What the fk did you expect?" 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

"Going to the bathroom during the night turns into a game of Metal Gear Solid for me."

[Never Returning 28,613]

"If you'd just gotten off at Exit 4, all of this could have been avoided."

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Soooo... Triple bag it, or quadruple bag it?

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I'm only glad that your poor departed mother can't be here to see this now!"

"I don't know why you keep raising your eyes to heaven every time you mention mother, you know perfectly well she ran off to live in Frinton with a sailor."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned that Twilight and I share something in common. We both like to make songs out of our chores. 

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

🎶"We put the weenie in linguini... ReD lObStEr."🎶

[ExplosionMare 21,018]

“It’s redonkulous”

”RiDIC!”

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

People keep pondering my out-of-context quotes, and if they keep doing it, I'll have to ponder them out-of-context.  I wonder if they need a hug...

[Widdershins 9,964]

 Ya see, the downside to having Knives for Eyes is that you can't SEE yourself with Knives for Eyes. Knives don't really reflect light! ... I mean, they DO, but....

 

 

  And here I wait for someone to ask me "You alright, Man?" to which I will immediately respond with "No. Not at all. Thanks for asking."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

Once I was through with them, it looked like Legolas had massacred an entire village of mutant ewoks. I even started using their own spears as arrows at somepoint.

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Oh, that's simple!  Your phone is broken. 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Get me that knobhead on the 'phone."

"Which knobhead?"