Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Libra 11,691]

"you just cant ignore anything that massive, once it gets out its the only thing people are going to pay attention to, trust me, sis. "

[Denim&Venöm 19,979]

"Hey.

Are you trying to tickle me?" 

[Flutterstep 47,315]

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"I like that song! I'm going to be singing that all day!"

[Floofie 799]

"That's the chicken that Donald Trump eats."

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

"F*** it! I'll do it naked. Get a nice sunburn on my d." -my cousin

Edited May 5, 2018 by Cyclone 1066

[Brony Number 42 10,079]

It's more of a hypothetical soup.

[Mirage 24,774]

"Get out of here the carpet is wet!"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

On 02/05/2018 at 12:19 AM, Denim&Venom said:

Post a quote or thought from your day, without explaining any of the context behind it. 

 

For instance:

"That's probably been stuck in there for years." 

 

"Weclome!"

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

A bit risque...

Spoiler

"You're knocking it up? I don't even know how that works!"

[kaiser5578 340]

"YOU F***ING SACK OF S*** TAKE THAT FLAMETHROWER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!" -me

[Cash In 22,811]

"A skeleton wearing a sombrero. Now I've seen it all."

[Thuja 3,663]

"Who had the great idea to block ALL the sidewalks?!?"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"You trying to kill me?"

[Sparklefan1234 176,296]

I don't know any dragon puns. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,979]

"If you want, in the fridge there's a half eaten case of- s!' 

[Kitty_Cat 377]

“Im not whether to get that one or... I don’t know which other ones i picked!”

[The Recherche 29,977]

"A WIZARD DID IT!!!" 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

"Hey sis, where should I put the goat that I bought today?"

-my brother, today

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Goddamnit, I shot the wind again!"

[Esoteric 142]

do you chew gum like a spainard 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

"You guys are so immature.Jesus,the number '69' isn't even that funny"

[Twilight Luna 31,478]

"It squirted all over me."

[Kitty_Cat 377]

“Why would she drive off a bridge like that way above the speed limit?”

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

"Great! Now we're not only gonna be stranded on I-4 without gas, we're gonna be stranded on 1-4 without gas in the pouring rain!" 

Btw this was from yesterday, but it was crazy enough to post here.