Post a wise saying here

[Divine plywood 1,232]

"Everyone who's fourteen and isn't a communist, has no heart. And everyone who's thirty and is a communist, has no brains"

@Sherbert Music-Guard @King of Canterlot Sorry fellows, but this actually has some thruth to it,

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Don't stare at the sun. 

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

Ponies are pretty cute.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

Excuse the language but I found this somewhere a few days ago. 

Spoiler

 

[Steve Piranha 28,782]

It's better to be alone than in bad company. Trust me, it sucks 

 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"Never pass up a free meal or a chance to go to the bathroom."

                                    -Lawrence Sonntag

Edited June 7, 2018 by Cyclone 1066

[Divine plywood 1,232]

1 hour ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Don't stare at the sun. 

 Too late...

[Jeric 46,835]

Be slow to make opinions and quick to make friends.

 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

"Second place is just the first place loser." -Dale Earnhardt

[Will Guide 21,325]

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it!"

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"To understand the clay is not to understand the pot."

"Expectations should not determine whether or not one acts, nor how."

"Experience is a good teacher, but submits huge bills."

"Basic research is what you do when you don't know what you are doing."

"All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the barrel of your rifle."

"All things are possible. Except skiing through a revolving door."

"All turtle thoughts are of turtle."

"All warranties expire upon payment of invoice."

"Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of."

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing else annoys them as much."

"Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his boss."

[Venomous 18,813]

"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional" -Unknown

"The world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it" -Helen Keller

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“It’s as I always say. SONDASH IS A BAD SHIP!!!”

On 6/6/2018 at 8:46 PM, Cyclone 1066 said:

"Never pass up a free meal or a chance to go to the bathroom."

                                    -Lawrence Sonntag

Sonntag in German means Sunday 

[Brony Number 42 9,930]

If your friend gets married, write him off and look for a new friend.

[Darkcoucou 21]

"The Problem with quotes copy-pasted from the Internet is that you never know if they're true"

 

                                                                                                           -Abraham Lincoln, Astronaut, 1815

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

"Whatever this dude's paying us, it's not enough!"

[Marciblook 610]

Does this one count?.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Always check to make sure your bathroom has toilet paper- it could save your life 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“Love and sadness are just like light and darkness. You can get love but if there’s someone in front of you getting the love then you are left with sadness. You have to move around the people keeping you in the sadness to get Love.”

 -I’m_not_crazy_im_just, 2018

Edited June 13, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[Codelyy 1,281]

"A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion"

[Oblivion 20,265]

“I would rather be judged by 6 than carried by 12”

“It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.

 

The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.

 

The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending against all hazards: And it is our duty to defend them against all attacks.”

 

“if I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all”

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

i think Diogenes was the one to say it but i'm not sure

when you worry about anything,ask yourself this questions:
can you do anything about it?
if the answer is yes,good nothing to worry about
if the answer is no,then there's also no reason to worry about it

[Phosphor 11,522]

"Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes."

- A wise dragon

[Midnight Solace 5,129]

"Sometimes it's better to react with no reaction."

- Midnight Solace