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You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?


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I'm gonna go with the being a pony in equestria option.

 

If derpy kissed me, she probably wouldn't have meant to,she probably just walked into me accidentally. If she did however mean to kiss me then I would hug her, then walk to sugarcube corner with her and get some muffins. (Lemon surprise!) I'll probably add on to that if I remember.

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Im going to assume I am a human in a Equestria. And that my favorite pony has a crush on me or something and I have a crush on her back.

 

To be honest like, If I instantly got teleported into ponyville and got kissed by Rainbow Dash I would probably faint, if I didn't I guess I would have a permanent Smile from SmileHD I guess. :3  

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I would hug Rainbow Dash.

Then I'd kiss her back.

(come on ya know that's what we're all thinkin')

 

Of course for me, you'd be surprised what I was ACTUALLY thinking.

'OGMOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMG' ? Thats what I would be thinking xD


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I notice a lot of people here are saying "I'd kiss her back". Theoretically, wouldn't you want to kiss her lips/mouth instead?

:lol:  What would that make Princess Celestia/Luna then?

 

Can't be too forward and make them not like you :)

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So that's what a kiss is like

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*heart attack*

 

*dies*

:D

But yeahh :wub: 

I always sorta wanted to know what it'd feel like to kiss Rarity...I'm sure my heart would be going wild. It sort of is at the thought of it :D

Maybe just a peck on the cheek would be total nosebleed...
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If she kissed my human cheek, I would say, "But Twilight, I haven't even shaved."

 

Then think, (*sigh* I wish facial hair wouldn't grow on me this often. I am such a ticklish guy that even trying to get shaving help from my father will lead to me having laughing fits as a defense mechanism. Ah, what am I thinking?! The real question should be...) Aloud: "Twilight, how did you get here?"

 

Twilight: You know how you come into our world for a visit often? Well, I've found my own way to visit your world. Much more convenient than a mirror portal that only opens every 30 moons.

 

Me: (I'll have to ask her about that later) *blushes* "Uh.I appreciated the kiss. But I have just one question: can you help me with my studying habits? I may identify myself with you, but my study methods aren't even close to your level." :blush: 

 

Twilight: "Sure!" *conjures a schedule book* "Let me pencil you in!"

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"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL FLUTTERSHY!!!"

 

Nah, though I do imagine watching Fluttershy get up the courage to give a kiss would be one of the funniest most adorable things ever. I'd have to force myself to not laugh before hand and during I'd kiss back, but after oh god I'd have to hug her so tight and laugh sooo hard, I'd probably end up cry from laughter, then tell her she's the most adorable thing ever and spend the next hour trying to reassure her the kiss was perfect and I wasn't laughing at it...

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I would get the feeling she's turned on.

I would then run my hoof down to her flank then [CENSORED MATERIAL]

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Sorry.

My mind is in the gutter.

Deeeeep in the gutter.

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Well, I'm a girl, so obviously Pinkie Pie wouldn't kiss me. That would be weird.

 

I...I don't have a favorite stallion.

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No really XD! I don't have a favorite stallion. I'd probably have to go around meeting all the random background stallions if I were ever in Ponyville, to find one I liked XD!

besides, I don't like farms. nope. I do not. I like pigs, but I wouldn't want to own a pig. And I would hate taking care of farm animals.

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If Fluttershy or Celestia or Rainbow Dash or Applejack (My fantasy girl ponies) kisses me:

 

We would hold hooves and take a walk in a field of flowers. She would enjoy every moment with me, and I would hold her gently in my arms. We would kiss for hours at a time, then French kiss when the stars come out. Then we would lay on the wet, fresh grass, and look up at the bright stars thinking, "How long did this take to find you, I have been waiting all my life for you."

 

That's what would happen.

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I'd probably stare into space for a few moments processing the fact that a species kissed a completely different species... Then I'd probably make a sarcastic comment and get slapped across the face.


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