First thing you say when you wake up

[prime7600 2]

Monday= I hate Mondays

Tuesday= here we go again

Wednesday= hump daayyy!!!

Thursday= let's do this

Friday= just one more day till new episode

Saturday= can't talk, watching ponys

Sunday= ......... *sleeping in*

[Neon Fire 473]

"I'm tired" then I roll back and go to sleep.  Hooray for no school!

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

"What time is it... 2pm? Well, looks like I missed my up before noon mark yet again. Oh well, time for food."

 

Yea, I have no life. Also doesn't help that I stay up until 3am or so every night because of said lack of life.

[OptimisticNeighsayer 478]

I often don't say anything right when I wake up, it usually takes me thirty minutes to even utter a word.  And then it's "Hmm. It's a nice day outside."

 

The first thing I am usually thinking, however, is "Oh no, my iPod's on the bed again."  (I usually listen to music before going to bed.)

Edited March 4, 2014 by OptimisticNeighsayer

[Irish Mist 119]

Most days: "Ugh"

 

Days when I have a hangover: "F**K OFF SUN! AND YOU TO BIRDS!"

[fimdash 1,196]

THE FIRST THING I SAY IN THE MORNING IS FUCK THAT SHIT!

 

Sorry, I had to Hope the DGD fans here caught the reference

 

Anyway, I don't really say anything. I just force myself up and get ready to go to class. When it's the weekend, I sleep in and don't really say anything either.

Edited March 4, 2014 by fimdashie

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

usually "Hnnnnggghh" Followed by me looking and asking myself what time it is. Then I fall back to sleep after finding and snuggling my Derpy plush I usually misplace while sleeping. I swear she flies when I'm sleeping, sometimes she'll be on the floor across my room when I wake up..

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Goddammit.

 

Why does everything happen in the morningtime? 

 

[Champion RD92 8,658]

I usually say something like "uggggh i dont wanna get up"

 

but thats only when im tired and I wanna sleep more xD

[Dddrgn 450]

Most likely, it's something along these lines, I can't remember specifically because I'm always groggy.

 

"huh... Oh shit. It's noon....... 20 more minutes, that's fine."

[NeedsMoreGoth 164]

"Mom! Can you come out of the bathroom? I need to pee!" 

[~XCOLIDE~ 40]

most days along the lines of

 

uuggghhghh*falls between bed and wall* agh fuck it fuck today

then i go on with my day:)

[Concerto Dusk 240]

who in the hell woke me up?!?!?!?!?1!

[Simon 4,557]

When I have anything to do in the morning: "Oh shit what time is it, I'm late for *insert thing I'm late for cause I'm always late for it*"

Other days:  "Oh God why did I have to wake up this early... it's only 3 pm..."

[Rift enchanted 380]

I usually can't even speak when I wake up because my throat is so dry

[Blue Parasprite 197]

GOOD MORNING WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT!!!!!

 

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

First thing I typically do is bid a good morning to my birds. Any further utterances prior to my arrival at work are little more than grunts.

[MLPForums Phanact 1,374]

"MOM, CAN I STAY IN BED TODAY? I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL *cries loudly*" is usually how my mornings play out.

[SkyDream 315]

Sometimes it's "Hello! Okay-ooh. New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh that's right. Barcelona!"

 

Sometimes it's "Legs! I've still got legs!! Good. Arms, hands, ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: Two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - Blimey! Hair... ... I'm a girl! No! No! I'm not a girl! And still not ginger! There's something else. Something.. important, I'm.. I'm... I'm.. Ha-ha! Crashing! GERONIMO!!"

 

But sometimes, every twelveth moon, I utter a resplendant "Kidneys! I've got new kidneys! I don't like the color.. We're probably crashing. Stay calm. Just.. one question! Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?" and retire until August.

 

Say my name.

 

You're god-damn right.

 

But seriously, all tomfoolery aside, I just say "Oh, ^%@#" as I peel my eyelid off of my eye. I need a humidifier.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I groan on weekday mornings and say "Another day of classes...yay..."

 

On Saturdays, I get up and say "It's pony time!"

[Imagine 284]

Weekdays: FUCK.

Weekends: I'm gonna go back to bed.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Most often, the first thing I say is "Owww" or other words that express pain.

I have a condition called Map-Dot-Fingerprint Corneal Dystrophy. I barely understand it, but I have a bit in my eye

"Map-dot-fingerprint dystrophy is an abnormality of the cornea (the clear front surface of the eyeball) in which the cells that cover the surface of the cornea do not retain the normal glassy smoothness of a healthy cornea. Rather, the cells on the surface become loosened from the underlying tissue and build up irregular elevations in patterns that may resemble maps, dots, fingerprints, or other irregular surfaces. This is a dominant inherited trait in some families. Because the surface cells are loosened from the underlying tissue, the surface of the cornea can break down and create pain. There may be increased susceptibility to infection of the cornea as well."

It hurts a lot and I need a lot of eye drops. The annoying thing is that I this in my right eye, but the left one closes in sympathy. This can last for as long as an hour.

Assuming that it's one of the lucky days I don't have that problem or a few years back before it manifested, I would say something along the lines of "Oh no" or "I was happy".

 

I don't have a high opinion of my own life and prefer being asleep.

[Stormbringer 346]

Monday: I am death.

Tuesday: I am still death.

Wednesday: Halfway done.

Thursday: Tomorrow's Friday.

Friday: FRIDAY!

Saturday: Ponies!

Sunday: Sleep!

[UserNotFound 964]

Usually "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" In response to my mum asking if I'm awake...

[~Chaos~ 3,968]

Just contemplate what just happened in my dream, also maybe think about what I'm going to do that day.