Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,277]

"You look like... Adolf Hitler! Without the mustache!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,384]

"We don't know what religion he is. We can't force him to be Muslim. He's a cat." 

[Here No Longer 5,277]

"We have to pop the defense tumors!"

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"Dance? All they're doing is wearing out their clothes from the inside."

 

[Samurai Equine 52,534]

"Okay, sure. Gatti's is fine. Except I wanted to go to Pizza Hut. Their pizza is greasier."

"You don't need greasy pizza."

"My THROAT needs greasy pizza!"

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"Never tell a horror fan what you're scared of, because then they will make it their prime directive to find every possible means to scare you sh!tless."

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream and faint like a girl"

 

[Oleks 1,993]

- Which concentration camp are we being deported to?
- I dunno, I’m not interested in politics.

[Odyssey 5,717]

"Stop hitting yourself"

[Denim&Venöm 19,384]

"He looks gay and lesbian at the same time." 

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

"Tax collectors! Your vacation tax is due!"

"But we don't have vacations."

"No, but the king does"

 

[Here No Longer 5,277]

"I'm pointing at me pointing at myself"

[Denim&Venöm 19,384]

"Arr, Let's go lesbians! Let's go!" 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

"My God, you're a whiner."

[Denim&Venöm 19,384]

"It's all about unhinging your jaw."

[Tropical Melody 6,531]

That moustache isn't doing anything for you.

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“I want my wife to call me Shrek.”

[SpittyPie2005 3,952]

"HE A THICC-ASS CAR!"

[fare67t 243]

"Hand me that bag, boi"

[Here No Longer 5,277]

"You always keep copying me"

[Samurai Equine 52,534]

I think we did it wrong. I think we should just wait for it to warm up first, THEN try to pour in the popcorn kernels. Sometimes the instructions say the opposite of what you should do. It happens!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

"It has a butthole!" - My stepdad

[Lightwing 12,978]

"I love alll of this, the adorable and badass glaceon and the... bootleg mexican kricketune" -Me

[Cocokoru 133]

“Just like that, casually into my face!”

[Cash In 22,525]

"I tell you time and time again, but do you ever listen to me? DO YOU?!"