Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,324]

"Chicken leg quarters are 69 cents a pound!"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,097]

Why do I get an itchy butt at the most inconvenient times?

[Widdershins 9,961]

 "Are you mad?"

 No.   …  I'm INSAAAAANE!!!

 *Cue jazzhands*

[Here No Longer 5,284]

"Don't pet me! Pet Jeff Bezos' p*nis head!"

[Widdershins 9,961]

“You know what I like about you cats? You don’t ask questions. Darn humans and their constant questions. Oh! It’s burning.”

No. I expectorate you to die!

I’m gonna learn a teach.

”Speed isn’t my strength. Neither is Strength.”

[Mirage 24,774]

"What the hell happened in here?"

"I stole it."

[Samurai Equine 53,964]

Well, this day went from annoying to terrible...

[Tropical Melody 7,067]

"It was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,097]

Good to see that I didn't kill the garden during my little terraforming exercise.

[Denim&Venöm 20,053]

"Do you ever think about solipsism? The only thing I truly know exists is my own conscientiousness? A loved ones warm embrace, the mist from the sea, the sweet taste of a cigarette butt on my beak... it could all be a figment of my imagination." 

"Holy fk, a talking bird!"                           

[Samurai Equine 53,964]

Yeah, I get the basic jist of it. I'm not going to do it right now because it's my lazy Sunday, but I get it.  *Proceeds to watch someone do it for me anyways* ... Go team. 

[Dank Pony Child 513]

Green thanos?
@ YOUR-DAIRY-KING :PoolLaugh:

Why is your profile pic Mulan screamin in agony.

I wield the blessing of Squanto, foolish mortal.

A MALE LUNCH LADY IS A LUNCH LORD.

WHY IS THIS TOILET SEE-THROUGH?!

I keep getting bitten by spiders. I think I’ve drained a bottle cap’s worth of poison today. 😂👍 I didn’t have a towel, so I just drank all the poison 💀👍

Edited February 3, 2020 by Dank Pony Child

[Denim&Venöm 20,053]

-"Never forget, you're someone's reason to smile. 

Because you are a joke." 

[Samurai Equine 53,964]

No~ I don't want the sleep to end here~ 

[Here No Longer 5,284]

I am the FLYING SQUIRREL PERSON!

[Treeglow Flicker 14,097]

Judging by  these drawings done by my four year old self, I had an obsession with clocks, dial meters, houses with barred windows, street lights and fire. Over to you, Sigmund Freud!

[Lulaypp 2,556]

"Egg tofu."

(On hindsight, that pretty much sums up my evening. :P)

[Tao 8,608]

Omelets for all you seek them! 

[Tropical Melody 7,067]

"And so you got sport bikes, and they're very good for going fast and killing people..."

 

[Bastian 13,321]

*Uncontrollable laughter*

I only wanted your signature... *more laughter*

...Now get back in you rock. *even more laughter*

[Emerald Heart 25,010]

"I don't trust those dweebs."

[Cagey 4,255]

“The meat? We’re not on the meat yet? We haven’t passed the bread?”

[Denim&Venöm 20,053]

"Oh, right. The tactical guillotine." 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,097]

I requisitioned the small cabinet from the sitting room after the state execution of my wardrobe yesterday. The remains are currently out in the garden serving as a public warning to the rest of the planet.

[Denim&Venöm 20,053]

"Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica."