Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 52,131]

You know, being home most of the time has really changed my family. Before, if I made a suggestion about an activity we could do, all I'd hear is "Not now, I'm tired" or "Maybe next time". Now, if I make a suggestion, what I usually hear is "Okay! Let's do it now. Why wait?"

Edited April 22, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"What's that then Ted you big gobshite?"

"Dougal! Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again?"

"Yes I have Ted you big bollocks."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,071]

"No, my truck doesn't like you. Why else would you bang your head every time you get in?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"Please stop requesting the souls of the innocent. I'm not going to Costco." 

[Lucky Bolt 35,071]

“On tonight’s episode of My Life is a Sh**show...” 

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

"If I could think of a way to create anti gravitational matter with both negative energy and negative mass". 

"Deww it".

Edited April 23, 2020 by Fluttershyfan94

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"We are sworn to defend all women – yes, even the ugly ones that don't wash"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"I feel like if my granddad's name wasn't Keith, it'd be Norman." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,770]

"Doing the two metre distance thing makes me feel like I'm a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks."

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"Fricked With A Knife by Cannibal Corpse. Gee thanks Bob Ross!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"Have you looked to make sure that it's not wobbling about"

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,071]

"It's so.....big!"

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

(singing to the tune of "Part of Your World")

"My eye has a twitch... let's kill that b***h."

"You're tweentyyyyyyyyyyy"

".....onneeeeeee"

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“I’m Troy the Basketball Boy!”

[Widdershins 9,960]

Cue Deep, Rumbly Voice:

"Touch me Bum-Bum...  Toucha me Bum-Bum.

  ...   Poke it gently and you'll see~...

   It make ah me do dah Squee~"

 

 ...I really need to stop watching Oney Plays. It's being a bad influence on me.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,770]

"Well dad accidentally took a swig of disinfectant one time, and based on that alone, I'm pretty sure bleach isn't going to cure a patient of the virus."

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"Because I don't want to look like a complete knob."

 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"Are you crazy!? This is Hitler's car!"

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

I offer you peace and serenity all I ask for in return is your absolute loyalty.

[Longhaul 6,918]

"Stop licking the shelving, you little fuzzy plastic-licker!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

It's so naked and squishy lookin'....I want ten."

[Tropical Melody 6,384]

"He should be hung up by the scrotes and whipped."

"Nah he'd just enjoy that."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"Yeah, no more sucking on your brothers nipples huh?"

[Samurai Equine 52,131]

I wonder how many shades of grey and black they could possibly invent... Darkened black, tattered grey, smokey grey, light black, dark charcoal, faded black, murky white...

[Lulaypp 2,555]

It just follows me everywhere.