Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"Seriously. A Viking funeral seems appropriate."

[Oleks 1,994]

"It smells like fatigue and drilled teeth".

[Samurai Equine 54,709]

Do we really need muffins if we're having biscuits?

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"If he had just kept going we would of had Lava Lamps 60 years early."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"He also uses that to distract people. Maybe it's radio controlled and he does little loopty loops in the air and while people are watching it, he sneaks up and slaps their kneecaps off."

[Mlppotterwhoovian 382]

“Why are you so itchy?’”

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"I don't like plastic, it's for fucking pussies"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"They both thought I was a virgin, not a vegan."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,972]

I need a small

*reaches into pants*
 

Not that!!!

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"There is no god anymore. His bacon got fried." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"So guns, Jeeps and cheap weed. 

That's ONE perspective to have."

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"... but I do get peed off with YouTube wanting me to sign in 'for added experience' .... borrocks, I'm quite happy with the experience I get as a guest"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,212]

It's been 30 years and I still have the "Magic E" song stuck in my head from primary school.

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

1 hour ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

It's been 30 years and I still have the "Magic E" song stuck in my head from primary school.

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,212]

@Ragland Tiger

This is the one we had.

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"First came the man to the rescue. And then came the dinosaur, the tiger and the cowboy."

[CameoShadowness 252]

"Idk it says its locked."

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"You're supposed to lick the boot, not eat the entire thing."

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"... I think the lesson is that Charlie Brown needs to go see a doctor and get prescribed some Depression pills."

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"He also wore two fanny packs at once." 

[ExplosionMare 21,129]

You’re disrespecting the underwear!

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

Vimes liked his bacon well done, so that he had to smash it with a hammer

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,212]

Why do I need to always go to the toilet when I'm right at the top of the pyramid?

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

“Wake up V, we’ve got a city to render!”

 

[Tao 8,822]

I have simmered on holy butter stick!