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"Wait, I get the small one and you get the big one?"


 

“Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.”
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"Random woman reaches into her purse and pulls out one of those bridal planning books that's covered in hand writing that looks way too cute to belong to someone who looks like she was old enough to get railed behind a gas station during the Cuban missile crisis." 


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Not today, actually from two days ago:

"So what you're telling me is that people are deliberately paying for pants that already have holes in them and are not from a hand-me-down store?"

"Yes."

"...yeah, that makes sense."

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"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King

 

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Huh. Kombucha! I've been meaning to try that. But there's a lot of flavors to choose from... I guess I'll go with this Guava Synergy flavor. What's the worse that could happen? :sassy: *Tries it* ... Oh! Ugh. :scoots: Nope. Not for me. This stink-a-poopoo!


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"Looks like we're going to need to stock up on toilet paper."


At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do.

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