Mirage 24,774 March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 "Wait, I get the small one and you get the big one?" “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora 38,124 March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 "let's keep positive" 1 #NoAI please be so kind to not throw my artworks into AI machines, This is something that unsettles me heavily! <3 Signature by @Moonlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,980 March 3, 2020 Author Share March 3, 2020 "The payoff, somehow, disappointed my already very low expectations!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey 4,251 March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 “I don’t think Barbie has as much blood and gore as this.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,980 March 3, 2020 Author Share March 3, 2020 "Random woman reaches into her purse and pulls out one of those bridal planning books that's covered in hand writing that looks way too cute to belong to someone who looks like she was old enough to get railed behind a gas station during the Cuban missile crisis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,776 March 4, 2020 Share March 4, 2020 Maybe I'll just make a submarine sandwich out of it, then! *After the food has been cooked...* Oh, it's soupy. Well, so much for making a sandwich out of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,776 March 5, 2020 Share March 5, 2020 I'm not really in the mood for pancakes... Oh! I know! I'll make waffles! I've got the griddle for it and everything. *Eating the waffles* ...Huh. Tastes like pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 14,074 March 5, 2020 Share March 5, 2020 Oh the sun's up. When the heck did that happen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 March 5, 2020 Share March 5, 2020 It's all fun and games being a gobshite until your daughter grows up and gets messed about by someone like you... REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,006 March 5, 2020 Share March 5, 2020 "So you're saying that in order for me to pass Math, I have to sacrifice a goat?" "I'm not saying you have to, just make sure to keep that option on the menu." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,776 March 6, 2020 Share March 6, 2020 Stop going off, you stupid notifications! I'm trying to get caught up on everything! Just give me a breather for like FIVE seconds! SHEESH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,132 March 6, 2020 Share March 6, 2020 You stepped on her Skittle tears Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,110 March 6, 2020 Share March 6, 2020 “Get your big dirty butt off my pillow!” ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 March 6, 2020 Share March 6, 2020 You mean I've got to drill an 8mm hole just for that tiny sodding little grommet? Feck me. REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos the Revenant 1,971 March 6, 2020 Share March 6, 2020 Okay, now we grab my ass. No not your ass. No....I wanna fuck the egg. It’s like it’s your first time doing it. Come on, get it in. JUST GET IT IN!!!! LET ME FUCK THE EGG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,282 March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 "Look at the snake as it grows bigger and wets the pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,776 March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Wait, when did my local theater start playing anime movies?! And DUBBED too?! I have to see this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerGeekGuy 4,664 March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Not today, actually from two days ago: "So what you're telling me is that people are deliberately paying for pants that already have holes in them and are not from a hand-me-down store?" "Yes." "...yeah, that makes sense." 1 "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 "Oh fucking bugger me is it feeding time again, Isaac? It's only been like five minutes since you last had something to eat." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,006 March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 "SCI-EN-TIF-I-CAL!" 1 Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 14,074 March 8, 2020 Share March 8, 2020 Us youkai don't suffer the coranavirus. The coranavirus suffers us! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,776 March 8, 2020 Share March 8, 2020 Huh. Kombucha! I've been meaning to try that. But there's a lot of flavors to choose from... I guess I'll go with this Guava Synergy flavor. What's the worse that could happen? *Tries it* ... Oh! Ugh. Nope. Not for me. This stink-a-poopoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,000 March 8, 2020 Share March 8, 2020 "The least concentrated area of human sweat glands is on the back." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,006 March 9, 2020 Share March 9, 2020 "It's a mathematical mustache!" Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,811 March 9, 2020 Share March 9, 2020 "Looks like we're going to need to stock up on toilet paper." At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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