Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

"Biting testicles should always be the last resort."

 

16 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

23 hours ago, TheRockARooster said:

I’m really curious to know, what’s a sugar shaker mean besides something for shaking sugar?

According to Urban Dictionary, a cute female ass

(Yes I had to look it up!)

I admit, I didn't know what it was either, I guess some people just really like donkeys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 25, 2019 by TigerGeekGuy

[Emerald Heart 25,115]

Me: "I'm still stuck on "Fart in a spacesuit.""

Teacher: "Have I made your day, Olivia?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"This man's using Gucci smart socks!" 

[Lucky Bolt 35,215]

"That's why there's this thing called birth control."

[Samurai Equine 54,650]

Usually, art depicts something fantastical and crazy that would never, or should never, happen in real life. Yet if we see it enough, there are times when life imitates the crazy art. And from there, art will imitate life, becoming even crazier! And at some point, you have to wonder, who's imitating who?

Edited September 26, 2019 by Samurai Equine

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Here kid, have a roll of Air Conditioning Pair Coil 1/4'x 3/8' 410A 20m Polyethylene UV protected insulated Copper heat resistant to 120 C°. You're destined to do great things." 

[hush 3]

"just because I kidnapped someone, it doesn't mean I'm a terrorist"

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Also, Fred likes Goth girls. That's the kind of character development I needed." 

[Lucky Bolt 35,215]

"Oh...oh my. I won't ask what's happening in here." 

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

This commercial has so many things wrong with it regardless of context.

[Altastrofae 938]

"...which would be worse? Saying I want to cosplay as a boy dressed like a girl, or lying by saying he actually is a girl?" 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

"It's a video of the west country comedian, Jethro, which has been signed by Bono."

[Samurai Equine 54,650]

Forget what you know about multiverse theory, time travel, quantum physics, all of that! It doesn't matter because it's all equally valid. You can have all the different possibilities and iterations, and they all exist equally at the same time. Whichever interpretation is most convenient.

[ExplosionMare 20,944]

Bleughghfhghfh!! I’m high on coke!!

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"No explanation is necessary. I demand, you comply."

 

[hush 3]

"Ahegao ponies. We have to get more ahegao ponies."

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Nope. That's not why. It fking explodes. I was finding sticky spots for months." 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,334]

"That's fine. I can cook the fish tonight.."

[Samurai Equine 54,650]

If you're looking for a cohesive story where all the plot points are resolved and the ending completely satisfies everything, then this isn't the movie for you. It's random and scattered, just like a child's imagination. So I guess it's a great thing for little kids, but not so much for adults.

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"What do you want, you charmless nerk?"

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,215]

“Aaauugghh ffff....HARDER IM ALMOST THERE!” 

(Trust me, this isn’t what it sounds like )

[Fasu 551]

"I hate all of you, Scouts. Get out of my way!"

While playing TF2 I wasn't yelling this to anyone, though. Just by myself.

Edited September 28, 2019 by Fasu

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

It's been 20 years since I last wore that suit and it's too big for me now. Give it another 10 years and I'll have shrunk some more.

[ExplosionMare 20,944]

My knee looks just as white as you are!