I just watched "New Born Cuties". Please kill me.

[DJShy 873]

The title is pretty much explains itself.

 

You just watched a episode of "My Little Pony: New Born Cuties". Tell us how you would like to kill yourself.

 

 

 

Note: not to be taken seriously. This is just a place to complain about how bad "New Born Cuties" was.

 

 

Edit: here is an episode.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGlaR_BtS90&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Edited January 12, 2013 by DJ-Shy3

[Shiki 5,855]

That sun in the beginning looks high as fuck.

[Leafeon 2,702]

No. We all know this gift of cinema was the single best thing mankind has every created. There is nothing better then it. And anyone who watches it will surely become very successful.

 

Saying that because I was forced to watch it.

[Victor van Dort 202]

Let's see here, how would I like to kill myself after watching this? Oh I know! Water-boarding!

[Leafeon 2,702]

For all of you who want a creative way of killing yourselves, here you go.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOadAaGiq4

[Callisto 1,877]

Stabbing myself while drowning, perhaps.

[Megas 27,695]

The title is pretty much explains itself.

 

You just watched a episode of "My Little Pony: New Born Cuties". Tell us how you would like to kill yourself.

 

 

 

Note: not to be taken seriously. This is just a place to complain about how bad "New Born Cuties" was.

 

 

Edit: here is an episode.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGlaR_BtS90&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

As I've probably stated before, the biggest problem with New Born Cuties, as well as G3.5, is that they just reek of lowest common denominator appeal

 

But Jesus that dialogue and animation....

Edited January 12, 2013 by Megas75

[Radiance64 7,053]

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1U-tPbpY2I

 

Still alive, dammit.

[XrosOver 613]

It is no overstatement that New Born Cuties is a murder of what is considered entertainment. Terrible animation, lack of detailed story lines,  and brain dead Frankenstein baby demons. It is true that it is always darkest before dawn but you might not be able to see the dawn of you go blind from G3.

[Xalder 30]

I couldn't handle the dialogue... 

 

The music at the beginning wasn't terrible, and the animation is simply meh until you see the horrors that is the speech animations, and the dialogue destroys it. 

[Jadefire 2,797]

Well, the music at the beginning wasn't too bad.

 

That's about all I have to say about it.

 

Now excuse me while I feed myself into a wood chipper.

[Discovery Dream 592]

Oh Celestia, that killed brain cells and possibly part of my soul. I remember watching this about a year back and feeling like throwing up.

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

My brain hurts.

[Stellafera 3,836]

Hehehehe.... guys, this is freaking hilarious. Serious-hehe-ly can't imagine wh-hehehehe-why you all hate this so much, it's so... funny.  Hehehehehehe... hahahahaa.... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAINBOW DASHIE ALWAYS DRESSES IN STYLE YES RAINBOW DASH ALWAYS DRESSES IN STYLE ALL STYLE AND NO PLAY MAKES STELLAFERA A DULL BRONY ALL STYLE AND NO STYLE MAKES STELLAFERA A-

 

*crashes head into wall like Rainbow Dash*

 

Whoa, what the... what just happened? Why... was I posting here? I think I'll go away from this thread now.

Edited January 18, 2013 by Stellafera

[Wubsie 1,123]

The title is pretty much explains itself.

 

You just watched a episode of "My Little Pony: New Born Cuties". Tell us how you would like to kill yourself.

 

 

 

Note: not to be taken seriously. This is just a place to complain about how bad "New Born Cuties" was.

 

 

Edit: here is an episode.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGlaR_BtS90&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Shypony 10]

Awful. Just awful. I heard that the G3 was bad, but I didn't think it was until I saw it. They had better animation in the previous MLP generations, so why go backwards?

[Gone for good 1,593]

You know, compared to the rest of the god awful crap I usually watch, this one is probably one of the more god awful.

 

This is worse than Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Evil Mutant Snowman or maybe the god awful Donkey Kong cartoons.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

technically one could call that 3.7 as 3.5 had different animation...voice actresses then that crap did

I liked 3.5 but that is, well the ass end of it

but it was because MLP had gotten so low it was remade into what it is now

so in a way, you have them to thank

say thank you to Toola-Roola

(such a shame we didn't see her... she had great colouring, we got a background pony that looks like Starsong)

[Scootaloo9074090 501]

On 2013-01-12 at 12:09 AM, Radiance64 said:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1U-tPbpY2I

 

Still alive, dammit.

I want don't live on planet now. 

 

Edited January 5, 2022 by Scootaloo9074090

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

I watched it the first time thinking it wouldn’t be so bad. I was completely wrong. I watched again another time just to scare myself for some reason. The next time, I made one of my family members watch it and they wished they could have ten minutes of their life back