If you had a hamster, what would you name it?

[ChoroChii 284]

I've had many hamsters in the past. 

 

 

 

Lily - Female.
Mellisa - Female.
Sally - Female.
Sugar - Female.
Fang - Male.
Rubi - Female.
Rice - Female.
Butterscotch - Male
Brownie - Female.
Caramel - Female
Smokey - Female.
Snowflake - Male.
Mango - Male.
Goldy - Male.
Panda - Male.
Damion - Male.
Vanilla - Male.
Oreo - Female.
Smores - Male.
Neji - Male.
Kat - Female

[Flying Space Badger 84]

Banana. I have a thing about naming things after fruit. Can't explain it. Also, bananas are pretty awesome. You can peel 'em just by yanking on the stem. How frikken cool is that?

[GhostPony750 959]

@@Zygen, And I named my dog Pikachu.

 

And for the hamster... I guess I'll name it Furball or something. Or I'll just wait to find something original.

[DarligPegasi 315]

No matter what kind of hamster I would name the girl Squishanthemum and I'd give the boy a predator name. Like Tiger, Lion, Potato or Hawk.

Edited September 4, 2013 by DarligPegasi

[Celtore 2,770]

Anyway, I would name him Matthias after the mouse warrior from Brian Jaques' Redwall. Well, it's better than my original idea of going with Hamtaro at any rate...

Edited September 4, 2013 by Celtore

[Guest]

Naota if it was a boy - from FLCL

I think it sounds good too.

 

Candi if were a girl. After the cute little pink mouse on animal crossing.

[Jack Spades 162]

I would give my hamster the name of a gentleman. Sir Luscious Frederick Hamnarrow the third. I'd dress him up in a top hat, a little monocle, put him in a suit, and give him a little cane.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

Just what I always wanted. My own little hamster. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

 

Looney Tunes references aside, I would probably actually name my Hamster something like Karkat, or Kanaya....maybe Vriska? A homestuck troll name seems like it would make a good hamster name, and I'm not sure why.

[PeachiePaws 36]

I had the best Hamster ever. I got her from Petco as a baby. They said if I donated $5 to their pet charity, I could pick one to take home with me. I named her Mushroom and I always called her Mush Mush. She'd run around in the bathroom while I was doing my hair, or fall asleep in my shirt pockets. 

 

She wasn't drinking enough water one day and she developed blockages. But I rushed her to the ER that had an exotic vet on hand. They gave her baytrill and told me good luck. But the Doc actually took me aside and said: "You know...you must have a real passion for animals. I don't think anyone in their right mind would bring their hamster to get medical attention." 

 

Inner Fluttershy at work. I loved her, and I visit her in the garden everyday. 

[Fluttermena 1,223]

Corporal Muffin Top.

Because putting military ranks in your pet's name is hilarious. Seriously, try it. Give your pet a name with a rank and a ridiculously cute name, like "Admiral Fuzzyboots", "Sergeant Mittens" or "General Tinkles". It's awesome.

 

If I ever get another cat, I'll name him "Sir Reginald Whiskers the Third".

[Vulcan 3,254]

I would name it Peridot o3o

[GeekySonic 1,150]

I used to own several hamsters, way back when I was a little kid. Their names were Snowball, Cream, Captain Jack, Rob, Big, and Shadow.

[Gernia 691]

I'd probably give them a name based on an object that sounds cute, or a human name that isn't very common like "Oscar".

[Glitter Glue 79]

I'd name them Hamu! It means 'ash' in my language, Starts like 'hamster', means 'ham' in Japanese (because naming animals after meat based foods is cute )... a pretty international name in my opinion.

[N.W. 3,619]

Your mother. Why you ask? She was a hamster. 

 

Nah, probably something like "Fluffmeister".

[Denim&Venöm 18,755]

Senior Ignobernoble 

 

It'll probably be true at some point 

[MEOWKB48 1,864]

If I got a hamster I would name it Hamtaro

 

 

 

[IsraelYabuki 441]

I would give my hamster the name Bucky.

[El Duderino 879]

My sister had a Hamster named Tyrion (because it was a dwarf hamster and we like Game of Thrones), but my dog accidentally killed it. Imagine a St Bernard trying to play with a hamster.

[Krampus 197]

I would probably name my hamster Mortis or Chubs MacKenzie, either or. I enjoy naming pets after Latin names or something strange.

[Dreambiscuit 9,672]

I would call it Brillo because I always wanted a furry little thing to call Brillo. A hamster seems like a good fit for such a name. Maybe I could pour a little soap on its back and wash my dishes with him.  :-P

[Lightwing 12,967]

I do actually have one, in fact! Her name is Bubbles. Fun fact how I can't remember for my life why I gave her such a name, haha ;p

 

But yeah, on topic, if I had another one, I would for sure name them 'Booplesnoot', or 'Booples' for a short name. I really like booping their tiny pinky noses, and something like that would fit the cuteness bound to hamsters >u<

[Member Berry 1,217]

I've had loads of hamsters over the years. The names they had were:

 

Chloe

Buttons

Melissa (that hamster was evil >.> she would bite everybody)

Hamtaro 

Joey

Harry

 

If I got a hamster I would name it Hamtaro

 

 

 

Aw, I miss my Hamtaro he was all fat and cute.

Edited July 23, 2016 by Kayleigh

[MEOWKB48 1,864]

I've had loads of hamsters over the years. The names they had were:

 

Chloe

Buttons

Melissa (that hamster was evil >.> she would bite everybody)

Hamtaro 

Joey

Harry

 

Aw, I miss my Hamtaro he was all fat and cute.

Aww I'm sure he was adorable! Also that's awesome you had one named Hamtaro!

[Twilight Frost 271]

HamHam.
 

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