Bronies worship Satan?

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

Let's see... Here is how the logic of that woman works.

 

1. Man likes My Little Pony.

2. *insert boring gender stereotype here*

3. Man should not go against the idea of *insert boring gender stereotype here*

4. Man goes against the idea of *insert boring gender stereotype here*

5. I adhere to the idea of *insert boring gender stereotype here*

6. Man refuses to change.

7. Man is against my ideals.

8. My ideals are aligned with worshiping God.

9. Man, then, goes against the idea of worshiping God.

10. Man worships Satan.

 

I'd count the fallacies in her beliefs, but I ran out of hooves to count with. And wing digits.

[Grtxkkyz 388]

Well,i like MLP,and I will always believe in God.My family is catholic.Though i've been thinking of just leaving religion and believe in anything(God,The Loch Ness Monster,Bigfoot,Yeti,UFOs,Santa Claus,blah,blah,blah)

[Randomiser 115]

It's true! Twilight's evil witchcraft promotes occult rituals and blood sacrifices. The 7 colors of Rainbow Dash symbolize her embodiment of the seven deadly sins: Anger, gluttony, greed, envy, sloth, lust, and pride. Friendship should be banned from television.

 

 

I was going to say something else but I can't take that lady seriously.

[Smokescape 58]

Yup, I make sure to worship satan every time I'm finished listening to some awesome music the bronies have mad, or perhaps after reading a funny or heartfelt fan fic. And after watching the show, can't forget that. Yup, all the time.

*rolls eyes*

[ELRealBoredmario64 24]

Even tho i feel you.All she said was "You should all burn in hell" eveyone says that as a form of expression when they are mad.Even though i don't agree that we worship satan.There is a lot of satanic symbolism in the show.But thats a whole other agrument. LOL

 

 

 

Edited April 24, 2012 by ELRealBoredmario64

[Marcusaralius76 150]

That's just ridiculous! People don't call me Satanist because I watch a kid's show...they call me Satanist because I ran into a church naked covered in red paint screaming "BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!!!"

[Batbrony 16,043]

All I'll say is that if there's one thing I've learned in 20 years of life, it's that there are a lot, and I mean A LOT, of stupid, stupid, stupid people out there who stereotype groups all of the time, on both the left and the right!!! And don't get me wrong, I'm quite the conservative Christian, but even before I was a brony, even though I would've thought adult men liking MLP was a little wierd, I would've never done anything like what that woman did. Frankly, she's just embarassing both herself as well as the millions of rational, level-headed conservative Christians out there such as myself.

[rcollinz13 428]

Since when is love and tolerance Satanic.

[Mason 2]

@OP: I don't know what to say. That's really horrible, and I'm sorry it happened. I can say you handled it a lot better than I would have.

[Aphelion 253]

Lol, heck I've gotten the youth pastor at my church to like ponies, that lady is just buckin' nuts man.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

..I...I have no words. I'll just let Picard sum it up for me.

[Twilight Dash 28]

This is her.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-e9Q6-Kk_g

[Nah 3,182]

People are so stupid nowadays, I'd just calmly say back to her, like I give a fuck?

[My little pwny 1,392]

Bronies worship satan? I knew the rumors were bad, but mistaking Celestia for satan? Please.

[Evilshy 5,090]

I wish something like that would happen to me. I'd totally go along with it, and talk about how the devil will enjoy feasting on her nephews innocent soul. Then I'd yell "HAIL SATAN!" and walk away not giving a fuck.

 

Anything to make the world a slightly stranger place

[InfinityWhale 771]

...um, hi. I worship Prometheus, who has many mythological links and connections to the myth of Satan.

 

Sorry if I'm messing it up for you guys.

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

I wish something like that would happen to me. I'd totally go along with it, and talk about how the devil will enjoy feasting on her nephews innocent soul. Then I'd yell "HAIL SATAN!" and walk away not giving a fuck.

 

Anything to make the world a slightly stranger place

 

This, this is exactly what I'd do.

[Krystal 1,468]

This loled me so much that I went on Google and tried to find some more Christian extremists hating on MLP. Here's what I found.

 

http://www.godhatessinners.com/content.php?185-5-Reasons-Why-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-is-EVIL

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71303

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002411091

 

Here's a few of the most extreme parts from them:

 

"The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear."

 

"Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives."

 

Some people are just so close-minded.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Yes, I am after all of the nephews heterosexuality. It satisfies my hunger....

 

Edited June 29, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[AIMonkey 197]

I can't wait till I get my MLP shirt

 

I might have to get even more MLP shirts to see if they get different reactions, well... you know... just for research purposes!

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I can't wait till I get my MLP shirt

 

I might have to get even more MLP shirts to see if they get different reactions, well... you know... just for research purposes!

 

Get one! I was kind of hoping I would encounter local bronies whist wearing my Celestia shirt. No luck yet.

[Veiled Enigma 389]

If I was in that situation I couldn't help but to laugh in her face. I would try to make it as an evil laugh as possible though.

 

This loled me so much that I went on Google and tried to find some more Christian extremists hating on MLP. Here's what I found.

 

http://www.godhatess...s-Magic-is-EVIL

http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=71303

http://www.democrati....com/1002411091

 

Here's a few of the most extreme parts from them:

 

"The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear."

 

"Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives."

 

Some people are just so close-minded.

 

Oh GodHatesSinners I remember you very well. I'm not sure if it's a troll site or not, but I've had a fun time trolling on it many times.

[Bendy 1,821]

Yes all us Bronies worship the dark lord Satan. XD

 

[Nouth 496]

The lady's probably got a bad day, rage filled up in her and she had to get rid of it somehow and you were just unlucky enough to be at hand.

Although she is wrong, I do not think you should really care about this. Stupidity's humankind's most common trait, so let her be.

I'm not defending her, I'm just stating that this kind of people just exist, whatever do we like it or not.

 

And Evilshy's idea of carrying on the show for her is epic, I shall do it if ever something like this happens to me :-) (But I shall first check if the person who's accusing me of satanism isn't armed with a fork and isn't piling wood to burn me )

 

Well, we never know how traumatizing being a parent/old relative can be until we see it for ourselves. Maybe she is just having a tough time, and having this happen to her nephew blew her over the edge. Before we criticize these people, we have to know why they are so irritable, you know?

 

Absolutely agreed with you. Exactly what I think of when I meet unpleasant people. Last Tuesday I was accused by some old lady that I'm trying to rob her house, 'cos I stopped my bike in front of it to have a drink from my bottle. No rage needed, deal with her nicely and carry on.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I know right? Haven't you guys seen these ponies? They're the very definition of evil! They're nice and happy and kind and funny and honest and generous and colourful and cheery and really polite and lovely to each other. Burn them at the stake!