Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Inspector Clouseau 73]

“Assault through and shoot those MFers in the Fing face.”

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

"I don't care if I'm suppose to be the holy Highlord of the Light, I'll kill Alliance citizens if I so please."

[Sondash Studios 4,838]

"Eggman will die for his actions."

[PoisonClaw 8,165]

"Are Cheetos combustible?"

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,544]

"I got your overtime right here"

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"No idea honestly I mean I know she's our weather pony but she is so inherently fucking lazy she fits in a treat."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I'm going to barbeque his a**"

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

"I guess she broke the 4th wall and left"

[Jedishy 3,548]

" I was not wearing pants so I couldn't really expect the monkey to " 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,637]

 "Now I got attacked by a humanoid crocodile, I'm having a bad day"

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

"There better not be anything scary cryptic written here, I will scream SO LOUD and totally lose my marbles..."

[Inspector Clouseau 73]

“New Cadet, what the hell are you doing?”

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"I'm doing shots with Anubis!" 

[Cash In 22,459]

'Don't mind if I do.'

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I'm going to s*** on your finger"

Yeah, you don't want to know.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

"Something unique and fantastic at about 8:00."

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"If you smoke crack in our bathrooms, you will be arrested. This isn't Applebees." 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

<Nondeterministically follow a grill nearby; Flora plans to go sailing to create a bushel of apples in the fire; she will be his caretaker>

 

[thepissman 76]

“EMBRACE THE SUCK!”

-my history teacher 

[zombienixon 330]

"We're not talking about anal beads anymore!" -Overheard at work

[Denim&Venöm 19,226]

"Watch this!"

*Thunk!*

"Okay don't watch that." 

[AJ2489 2,855]

“Put the head in there” 

 

overheard it at the pub...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You can't get lung cancer if you don't have lungs.

 

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

"Depression is ready to be harvested."

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

"Why is it that everyone in this town enjoys riding my ass?"