Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Prospekt 11,037]

"We don't want people getting horrible brain diseases."

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Once he raised the visor of his helmet and vomited with discretion so as not to spook his mount."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"Sinking underwater was supposed to destroy it, not make it cooler." 

[Samurai Equine 57,032]

A jump to the sky turns into a Rider Kick.

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"My (adult) son was having a panic over a bleeding spider..... wimp 'e is, a wimp. Mind you, it was a sodding big one..... had flying lessons outa de window..."

 

[Kamii 597]

"You're not old enough to have anxiety problems."

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT BE HEALTHY!"

Edited September 5, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

Burn for me! And don't you dare set fire to the garden!

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

Everywhere I want to go, that tractor wants to go too!

 

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"I don't know what feet sound like."

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"It's within driving distance of CRAP, FART and BURP."

 

[Widdershins 9,964]

“It has to be pizza. Surely, it’s pizza. I’m sure its pizza. It just has to be a pizza.”

”I JUST LOVE DEEPLY INHALING CHEMICALS!!”

“Well. Stomped three times, swatted it four, threw it against the wall. Think its earned its right to live.”

 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"I've met people like you before. Oh yes. Murderers, rapists — you're all the same. You're obsessed with power, and the fact that you haven't got any."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

“They can just take this and shove it up their ass. Saves me the hassle.” 

[Misty Gust 709]

"No sir I have never licked a bee before but I am prepared to."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

I won't know until I throw myself at it.

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

Not Me: "Are you pregnant?"

Me: "No. I'm just smart."

[Early Sunsets 2,112]

"There are no good days here. Just bad days and worse days."

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"For example, exactly seven hours in, they battle a giant snake with another giant snake." 

[Samurai Equine 57,032]

Well that answered one question, yet left with me so many more.

[ShadOBabe 19,058]

“I can’t believe this health-nut store doesn’t have unsweetened cranberries.”

[Samurai Equine 57,032]

It's just a fad. The first few issues will sell out of curiosity, then profits will drop back down to what they were before.

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

The test meter is a fine thing, and demonstrates that there are Volts all over the place. Twelve of them. This is good. But there are no sparks. This is bad. Volts are all very well, but sparks would be better. The rains lashed the doors, tree branches battered the windows, and I was all alone, deep in the midwinter evening. Lost. No sparks. No cat to kick. Woe.

 

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

Not Me: "A ditch. A ding dang doodle doodle ding dang. We call it Olivia Jr."

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

“I just had the strangest dream”

”Oh god”