Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tao 8,822]

I miss dial up! 

[ExplosionMare 21,113]

I thought you said you wanted me to rub your butt! 

[Samurai Equine 54,709]

YAY! I just got over 3000 bro hooves! 
...Now what? 

6 hours ago, Lunas Secret Lover said:

"I'm just TIRED...

Torn apart

Insecure

Really faking my smile

Extremely sad

Duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" "

 

...You need a hug there, friend? 

[ExplosionMare 21,113]

Your turtle is too fast

[ExplosionMare 21,113]

Why are you punching Jesus?

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"It's hard to believe, to some people she's not popular but she has a kick-ass palace that's for sure"

 

[Tao 8,822]

"Wait I thought this was the Imponderable Whooper from Burger King!"

[Samurai Equine 54,709]

I just don't want you to become one of those kind of people that hear about the medical problems of others and says "Oh that can't be. I feel just fine."

[ExplosionMare 21,113]

- Wait so do you eat children now?

- I’m not the cannibal, you are!

[Bastian 13,321]

NANI !?

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

Who loves that? A cock sucker, that's who loves that!

[Samurai Equine 54,709]

Oh! I've got mail!  ...How do I read it? 

[Bastian 13,321]

Teyc will outrank me if I don't play soon!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,334]

"the library played me!"

[Odyssey 5,719]

"It's not for you, you dim... uh... wit!"

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"Ooh! Pat was wondering could he put his massive tool in my box?"

"What??!"

"It's too big for the milk float."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"I can't wait for dub step catheter adds on the history channel!" 

[Samurai Equine 54,709]

It's like a cockroach. It's terrible, no one likes it, and yet it will probably out live everyone else.

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"Was it poo? Or... rainbow vomit?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"You really can't go wrong with the snake goddess.

Minoan Lesbians. Try Now!" 

[Samurai Equine 54,709]

You're looking more bald than usual. 

[Widdershins 9,964]

"NOW who will milk the horses?!!?"

 

 

…. does quoting MST3K count?

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

This week, I shall mostly be using "muffin" as "pondering"

 

[Tao 8,822]

How can ppl drive like that?  ITS CALLED A FUCKING BLINKER! USE IT!

[Cagey 4,257]

“What is this? What have y’all become?”

“Redditors.”