You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[krylonguard 40]

I would be wondering how spitfire got into my house. Then, I will find the portal to ponyville, then tell everyone here where it is.

 

we must find that portal!

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

"Wow, I´ve heard rumors about it before, but never believed it´s true. So, it´s really true, Rainbow Dash? You like girls?"

Meh, you can´t say "no" to this stare:

 

[Scatterbolt 15]

Kissed by Fluttershy hmm, as a pony I would probably just blush and hug back instead, though as a human I would be very confused how she got here, look for the dimensional rift, and jump in, wheeeeeeee. Though if I were somehow there from the start as a human maybe there would be a way to ponify me.

[PonyHag1 591]

If Applejack kissed me, I'd say "That was as sweet as your finest cider" or "sweeter than apple pie."

[Mcayon 24]

I guess it would be if I were a pony... I'd be surprised but extremely happy if Fluttershy kissed me... and I think I'd kiss her back and give her a really nice hug.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

WELL, if they were male and kissed me (because I'm female) I'd blush.. Maybe hug them.. I'm sorry I fail at romance XD

 

I would have said that, but you beat me to it. I'm female. and so are the ponies.... :/ So yeah, blush or hug them.

[The Brain 4]

Pony form? Push back and say "hey, you're a horse" because, well, it's a horse and I'm not a horse

Human form? Continue

[Jokuc 8,173]

First I would wonder how she even got to our world and then I would be very shocked and surprised.

But I guess I'd have to say something like "Sorry Pinkie, but I already like a certain girl"

 

 

...And then there was cuddle with Pinkie

Edited August 20, 2013 by Jokuc

[Onyx Angel 9]

First thought: How did I get here?

Second thought: Did i just kiss a pony?

Third thought: Wait I am in equestriaaaaaaaaaa OMG!!! (die of a heart attack)....

[Johny Farenheit 34]

Pull fluttershy back to me, kiss back, then parade off around town to prove the existence of a cartoon character. :3

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

If Pinkie randomly kissed me out of nowhere, I'd be like "WOAH, hold up, how'd you get in my house, and why are you suddenly kissing me?" Then if she tells me she loves me, I'd simply tell her that I don't date non-humanoids, but that we can still be friends. And then we become friends, the end!

 

Counter question: what if someone saw you being kissed by your favorite pony? Like a friend of yours, or your father, walked in just as it was happening, having no way of knowing that you did not willingly kiss her? To put in perspective, your friend/dad/whatever just witnessed you making out with an equine.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Pegasus25

[nonee 130]

If Rarity kissed me huh? hmmm... First probably try my best to assume that I'm not crazy and secondly freak the hell out because best pony just kissed me

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

I have this weird reflex that, whenever an advance of a sexual nature is imposed upon me without express and written consent, I punch whoever did it.

 

Sorry if I break your nose, Rainbow Dash.

[Rainycakes 30]

Well, I have a lot of favorite stallions and I'd be happy to accept a kiss from any one of them and they'd get one in return.

 

Except there's this one particular stallion... If he kissed me, then...

 

 

*blinks at Thunderlane* "WE'RE GETTIN HITCHED!"

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

First, I'd blink. Then I'd question if that just happened. Finally, I'd throw away my coffee and get some sleep.

 

And then you wake up the next morning and she's laying in bed with you, giving you bedroom eyes.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Pegasus25

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[Boxxi The Brony 119]

I'd be all, "Dafuq Happen" then just go with it, I don't really know maybe just be Uber surprised or something

[HunterTSN 1,444]

I would say "LYRA! What would BonBon say if she saw that!" and she would blush and look cute and guilt me into promising not to tell BonBon :/

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

i think i would be expressly confused...and if she were humanised...i think a homosexual relationship would not be too bad...if we were in equestria and i were a pony too...then i think fluttershy and i would have to take a few lessons from lyra and bon-bon...

 

and if she was still a pony and i was still a human...i would try to get her back to equestria to be with her friends and animals

[Ghastchip 33]

If Pinkie randomly kissed me out of nowhere, I'd be like "WOAH, hold up, how'd you get in my house, and why are you suddenly kissing me?" Then if she tells me she loves me, I'd simply tell her that I don't date non-humanoids, but that we can still be friends. And then we become friends, the end!

 

Counter question: what if someone saw you being kissed by your favorite pony? Like a friend of yours, or your father, walked in just as it was happening, having no way of knowing that you did not willingly kiss her? To put in perspective, your friend/dad/whatever just witnessed you making out with an equine.

 

 

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[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Well, I have a lot of favorite stallions and I'd be happy to accept a kiss from any one of them and they'd get one in return.

 

Except there's this one particular stallion... If he kissed me, then...

 

 

*blinks at Thunderlane* "WE'RE GETTIN HITCHED!"

 

Cloudchaser: Hey guys look how fast I can rub his head

Flitter & (forgot his name xD): *Chanting Cloudchaser's name*

[Faraday Flask 21]

I would not at all be happy. I would appear at my, now current, psychologist's door at 2 AM in the morning very pissed...

 

-FF

[krylonguard 40]

"Wow, I´ve heard rumors about it before, but never believed it´s true. So, it´s really true, Rainbow Dash? You like girls?"

Meh, you can´t say "no" to this stare:

 

 

is it that much of a shocker :: same with AJ

[Glaceon 793]

I would probably faint from shock. And when I wake up I will probably kiss and hug her back.

Then I will take her to the BOOKSTORE!

(If you can't guess who this pony is. *facehoof*)

[Twinight125 45]

If Luna kissed me... My first thought (human) would be about how I was just kissed by a pony. But then I'd realize she an intelligent being. I always figured that if these ponies are as intelligent as humans I wouldn't see that big of a problem. Their not like the ponies you see here so I would probably except Luna's kiss.

 

If I was a pony I would just go to town xD