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I am an artist and when my pencils go full blown retarded that's when shit gets real.

I see that little patch of skin near my nail and I HAVE TO BITE IT

 

What things like this really rustles your jimmies? 

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I WENT THROUGH THREE OURS OF CALCULUS FOR THIS SH*T?

 

This is a really bad factory error that just makes me want to hit someone in the head with a bowling pin.

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There are many fan rants out there, but this is one of my personal favorites.

 

Apply it to your own team if you've felt the same way. ;)

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When this comes on:

 

Your sitting there, enjoying the show. Laughing your flank off when the credits start a rolling. And you can't wait for next week's episode! Oh wait...sad.png 

 

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When I go to get cereal get my bowl pour my cereal in my bowl and then go to the fridge to get milk and...

 

THERE'S NO MILK!!

 

Also I hate when I get to the bottom of the cereal bag and there's like little tiny crumbs of cereal fine grained and it just annoys me when I accidentally pour that in there.

 

Also when I bite my lip apparently after 16 years I still don't know how to eat. Then I'll do it again and again because it's swelled.

 

When I'm watching a really cool video or something, and then random my iPod battery dies :(.

 

When I'm posting from my iPod on here and it randomly crashes and I have to reopen everything.

 

There proably more I can think of... Just I can't think of them now

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Next to people who let their dogs poop on my beautiful lawn, Comcast is the worst possible thing in existence.

 

Hey, you wanna play Monster Hunter Ultimate online? TOO BAD.

 

Hey, you didn't read that book we read in class over the past 8 weeks like you were supposed to? And now you wanna go to cliffnotes to read before the test tomorrow? TOO BAD.

 

Hey, you wanna talk to your friends on Skype? TOO BAD.

 

Hey, had a bad day today, and wanna watch Youtube to feel better? TOO BAD.

 

Seriously, Comcast screws up at least 3 times a week, it's crazy, and the worst part is: THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. You're fucking STUCK with Comcast just because you happen to live in a certain area.

 

Hey, you want unreliable internet that has frequent outages? You want customer service that is reminiscent to going out to the woods and asking a bear to help you? What's that? You said no? Well, sucks to be you, because you live in an area that makes it so you HAVE to have Comcast.

 

Fuck you, Comcast.

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That thing with the chair wheel and the wire? THAT HAPPENED TO ME A WEEK AGO


IT WAS SO ANNOYING! I had to actually cut the wire, it was that annoying.


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The extent of my interest is in things that don't exist.


Or, at least, things that aren't in the basic man's senses

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Curse you, Adobe! Why must your plugin be so unstable? This is why I'm tethered to the browsers chromium and firefox, they offer crash protection and this thing keeps crashing constantly in other browsers! I would love to use rekonq or even konqueror as my main browser, but the flash plugin is a jerk...

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You see a spider on your ceiling or wall near your bed, and keep a wary eye on it, but you lose track of it before bed, and have to sleep, knowing it could be planning an expedition down your throat.

 

Passing a gas station on the way into work, noting a good price and making a mental note to fill up on the way home...but on the way back, the price has jumped 30 cents.

 

The dried-milk crust that forms in the screw-cap threads of milk cartons and flakes off when you open it, or worse, sticks to your mouth when you drink from the carton (I bet most of you do it too, don't lie.)

 

The bananas in Runts candies.

 

Waking up every 13 minutes and staring at the clock the night before something important that YOU NEED to be well-rested for.

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When I get headaches every week, sometimes twice a week. It used to be a lot worse, at one point I got them semi-daily and they were pretty bad, but it's still no fun having a weekly headache and having no energy or brain power because of it. 


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When youtube videos take forever to buffer, or when they do that weird thing when they end but it's not the full video then you have to refresh, watch the ad again, then skip to the part you were at, and depending on if my internet is being derpy or not, wait for it to buffer

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When you are in an important meeting / date / party / happy time and your body sudenly decides to tell you with a little grumble in your stomach and a spike of pain "Yes dood ITS DIARRHEA" and suddenly just like that in an instant all the world, except the bathrooms became a torture chamber where your will and resistance are put into test each second you, live each moment you exist yes it is indeed The. Worst. Possible. THING

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For me one of the most irritating things has to be when a video render is 99% done and Vegas crashes and pops up with that stupid fucking 'Herp Derp I crashed, want me to send an error report?' No! I don't want you to send an error report, I want you to be stable FFS! I paid £280 and all you crash half the time now -.-


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The moment when you realize that you find the kind people on this forum to be more tolerant than your friends of over 10 years :(

 

Also the feeling of pure and utter hopelessness after you push your body so hard ( during a workout) that you sit down on the couch with your limbs feeling like spaghetti and dose off before you get to work on abs...

 

This has happened twice in the past week... I need a new schedule... Lol

 

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  When you're trying to fall asleep and a fly gets into your room and all you can hear is that sound...

 

  When you're about to get up on stage or get in front of a class and trip and fall in front of everyone sad.png .  You try to shrug it off, but you can't deny you wanna leave that room and hide for a bit.

 

  Also...when you stub your toe.

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Whenever I miss one of my buses heading towards the college that I attend, then I have to wait more than a half hour later for the next one. This often gets me annoyingly late for most of my classes; and exactly this has happened to me within the past hour. Grrrrr. It makes me wish I lived in a more metropolitan area (like Los Angeles or New York).

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