What weapon do you sleep with?

[Shadowrunner 41]

It varies on the time. Normally a small knife. 

[crispy fries 432]

Tfw when you're a liberal who likes guns.

 

Weirdly enough, I have this little toy replica of .45 revolver on a table behind my bed. It's really small, and it could fit in a matchbox. Also weirdly enough, I have a bunch of spent shell casings that I kept as souvenirs from when I went to a firing range in Miami.

 

I don't have any real weapons though. I would probably keep a baseball bat in my room if I had one though.

Edited May 25, 2016 by crispy fries

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Does it count (or sound sexist) if I say I sleep next to my husband? Truthfully, he can kick-ass!

[Magic Rasin 180]

I normally sleep with a 2ft long piece of rebar leaning on my bed. I don't really live in a bad part of town, but it gives a bit of extra security at night.

[Brightbart 268]

I own a Glock 19 that I keep in a drawer near my bed.  It isn't loaded but I keep two loaded magazines next to it. Probably isn't California legal but the gun laws here are    ridiculous anyways. I plan on building an AR-15 sometime soon. If I get around to it I'll at least by the parts before the presidential election. I have a feeling the cost of weapons/ammo/accessories are going to skyrocket.

[Axel 1,059]

I'd like to think I'm pretty skilled in hand-to-hand combat, so I guess my hands LOL

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

My fists brah. I am a black belt in martial arts and I am a master at the ancient fighting style named moshing. Idk if you ever been in a wall, but it really hurts.

[Flutterstep 47,085]

A Fluttershy plushie and some headphones. Believe me, it works.

[Dreambiscuit 9,794]

I sleep with a back-scratcher under my pillow. It may not be a practical weapon for most situations, but those hard to reach itches don't stand a chance! 

[Vox 870]

I have a loaded Sig Sauer .45 P250 compact in my dresser next to my bed.

[Invincible 2,091]

Let's be real. I don't have an arms license, but I could probably whip together a makeshift spear. My height and strength could probably give me an edge over melee opponents.

[Solid 1,327]

Everything in my bedroom.

[Denim&Venöm 19,022]

A 50 megaton nuclear warhead. 

 

Crime problem solved. 

[Lucky Star 972]

Probably just a standard pistol under my pillow.

:Flutterhshy: Or a trusty nepalm blaster. You break into this house, you burn, 

 

 

Napalm is a flammable liquid used in warfare. It is a mixture of a gelling agent, and either petroleum or a similar fuel. It was initially used as an incendiary device against buildings and later primarily as an anti-personnel weapon, as it sticks to skin and causes severe burns when on fire.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,529]

I sleep with the ultimate weapon: My imagination. : D

[Zyrael 1,471]

Transformers 4 is the weapon I sleep with

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I sleep with the ultimate weapon: My imagination. : D

 

I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

 

.50 cal heavy machine gun > imagination

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,529]

I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

 

.50 cal heavy machine gun > imagination

In terms of effectiveness, yes, but that thing would be really cumbersome. Imagination doesn't weigh anything. Might not be terribly useful in a weapon needing situation but Spongebob has proven how effective in can be...in a box.

[Stardust* 3,302]

Err...does my Rarity plushie count as a weapon?

 

I guess she could qualify as a Weapon of Mass Fabulosity

Best. Weapon. Ever. 

 

This made me chuckle!  

[Luminance 2,186]

I've wonder if your wallet counts as a weapon? It may scare away the perpetrator by your empty bank account.

[Leave a Whisper 703]

I don't sleep with one persay, but I do have a stun gun on my nightstand. Just because I live in a nice, quiet neighborhood doesn't mean a creepazoid will never break into my home.

Edited May 28, 2016 by Leave a Whisper

[Brony Mata 134]

the only ones that I'd really use would be a trench knife and monkeys fist. Everything else that I keep next to my side I either would not use or would use for other purposes.

[Valynne 2,663]

my fists, no manly weapon than that

[Member Berry 1,217]

The pen is mightier than the sword.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I used to sleep with my lovely wooden baseball bat. Unfortunately,I left it behind in AZ.