Anyone else here afraid of mayonnaise?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 6/5/2020 at 9:00 AM, Splashee said:

It was Spikey-Wikey, the world record holder of Metroid Zero Mission.

Damn Spike and his weird habits 

[Megas 27,629]

Isn't mayonnaise an instrument?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,487]

This thread is quite mayophobic. I am quite impartial to the stuff. Don't like it, don't hate it either. I usually don't use it.

[Woohoo 34,166]

Unless I'm a fish vacuumed packed in a can of tuna, I'm not afraid of mayonnaise.

[Prospekt 11,018]

Nah, I'm afraid of people who hate mayonnaise tho

 

 

[Coffee 4,323]

Well no, I'm not afraid of Mayonnaise 

[dead account 2,710]

Well...yes. If there is milk in it, I get horrible stomach pain.

[Splashee 28,564]

How can this topic still be a topic?

 

Well, as long as it is, mayo isn't scary. But if you mix ketchup into it, it will taste really funky.

[Splashee 28,564]

Time to give you an update.

Mayonnaise can be dangerous, as it is slowly building up fat in your body. You must fear it a little!

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

No, I like mayo, but I prefer the kind made with olive oil or avocado oil as it's healthier  

One time, a non-native English speaker asked me "do you want mayonnaise on your sandwich" but he pronounced "mayonnaise" as "my knees"  

Edited August 26, 2020 by SparklingSwirls

[Technoblade 113]

lmao how do you even develop a phobia like that

Edited August 26, 2020 by creativeUsername

[Tom Gallagher 33,588]

Who’s afraid of mayonnaise?  I don’t eat it though. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,297]

I'm afraid of it when Ralph Bighead is ticked off and demands it.  And I swear Aaron Rodgers said something other than "My Knee" to increase that fear

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

I left mayonnaise alone in the fridge for a year and it turned on me.

[ssj4gogita4 101]

I'm more afraid of mustard than mayonnaise.

[Astralshy 26,663]

I'm not afraid of it but neither do I eat it in the first place.

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

I’m not scared of it but I know I’ll only eat it if I can barely taste it, like in an egg salad sandwich

[Flying Pencil 3,024]

I'm not scared of mayonnaise, but I don't like the taste of it. 

[Allen 1,387]

No, I'm not afraid of mayonnaise. I tried that before in school in lunch often when they have hamburgers for the day, and I don't felt more of that taste.

[Quinch 1,120]

No, I don't fear mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise. The mayonnaise has my best interests in mind. I, in fact, for one welcome our mayomminati overlords.

[Silly Druid 6,980]

I'm not afraid of it, I just don't like it.

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,297]

Ketchup and mayo should both be feared when mixed together they have that icky color  

[daviddaviddavid 776]

On 2020-08-26 at 2:28 AM, SparklingSwirls said:

No, I like mayo, but I prefer the kind made with olive oil or avocado oil as it's healthier  

Came here to post the exact same thing. I don't even eat the stuff with canola oil in anymore (which happens to be about 99% of mayo products where I live). Mayo made with olive oil is gooood though

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Whoa, this thread aged perfectly 

Bing bong bing bing bong!

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,297]

It's Halloween, and now is the time to be afraid of it more than ever