What is the silliest Band Name you can think of?

[IronM17 5,145]

Some of the silly bandnames I know are (some of them are also funny): 

 

- Japanische Kampfhörspiele (japanese fight radio drama)

- Killerpilze (killermushrooms)

- Tokio Hotel

- Horse the Band

- Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis (yes, this is really a bandname)

- Bro'Sis

Edited November 5, 2015 by IronM17

[Widdershins 9,955]

    Heeee!  *excited, fast clapping*   This is, like, such a staple in humor! Surprised I haven't found this earlier! So! Just firin' off a few of these at random!

 

   Professor Diddlysquat & the Ninnymuggins!

  The Dull Thud      (Has to be in bold lettering everytime!)

  [Insert Band Name Here]

  Radioactive Dragon

  The Weaselstompers

  Brain Hemorrage

  The Funk & Wagnall

 Steampunk  (Seriously, why isn't it? How is it not already a combination?!)

  Silly Filly & the Blank Flanks

  Four Guys With Varying Instruments

  DeathMetalElectric TriangleChime

  The Pie Sisters   (Okay, maybe I'm a smidgen bias there!~*)

  Three Thumps Till Concussion

   The Gas Station Sandwiches

    Jynx & the Ice Types      or just more simply put,    Hailweather

   Hack/Slash  (You have to pronounce the slash before the word slash!)

   The Forumposters!

    And before I go, I seem to remember Danny Sexbang of NinjaSexParty (Eh...He does fairly clean enough music and gaming videos on the YouTube, I'm sure any young'uns that's reading this have already stumbled across him there.) having this whole list of hilarious band names/song titles he came up with his fellow bandmate NinjaBrian. My favorite of those is "I Bet I Can Eat More Pancakes Than You!!"

 

   Edit:  Ooh! Ooh! Okay! Two more!

   AppleJackin'

  and

   20% Cooler!

Edited June 17, 2017 by Widdershins

[Brony Number 42 9,964]

Deathcab For Cutie is really stupid.

A lot of death metal has dumb names too. 

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Foofy Klehbunknuh.

(ALWAYS have the period on the end.)

[Vulcan 3,254]

 

^ Randi wins x3

OT:

>Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeaa~

 

 

 

 

Edited June 20, 2017 by Coffee

[Klaatu 28]

Strawberry Alarm Clock

[Krashface 534]

Hummm... I'm italian, so I'm gonna use them:

- Sigisdolfo

- Pandalfonso

- Francescorrado

- Babbalon.

[Dreambiscuit 8,130]

Here are a few from a little ways back:

Seats of Piss

Fetus on the Wheel

Look Mummy, Clowns

(These are all real, I kid you not.) 

 

[FlitterFlutter 1,569]

Has anyone heard Ninja Sex Party?  They are really good actually. There concerts are most always sold out.

[Prospekt 10,984]

The one that always comes to mind for me is Au Revoir Simone. The name is a reference to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Other than that one:

- Goo Goo Dolls

- Mr. Children

- Hootie and the Blowfish

- Space Hog

- The String Cheese Incident

[PlzDelete 2,455]

The Murderburgers... they are one of my favorite bands. 

[Hierok 11,829]

I think my own band: Safash.  I still don't know how we thought of that name. 

Edited June 30, 2017 by Hierok

[Techno Universal 2,575]

There was an arcade near my house called TIMEOUT!!! But it closed down at the start of this year due to lack of popularity. There used to be a phone shop business in Australia called CRAZY JOHNS!!! It's also the place my dad got his old Nokia mobile phone from in 2006 but they went bankrupt in 2012 over competition between Telstra, Optus and Vodophone that all have their own phone shops to but they are primarily phone network and internet providers. The funniest brand name I could think of was ZINGER TOGAN!!! It's a rime and I wonder if there's actually a business named that somewhere in the world.  

[Luminance 2,181]

The "Silly Bands" band. 

[Widdershins 9,955]

  ThudButter.

Sergeant Pooper's Lonely Farts Club Band

 A favorite one of mine so far, that I'd love to be a part of:  @#]=!;///.  And anytime the band gets asked or interviewed they have to go "No, no It's At Symbol, Octothorpe, End Bracket, Equal Sign, Exclamation Mark, Semicolon (not a full colon), slash/slash."  Interviewer: "Oh, so what is the meaning behind your rather unique band name?"    "Oh, it's very special to us on a very deep, intrinsic manner....  ...but we're not telling."

  Ahdunno, Whatever

 DeathGlomp

 Timothy, the Seventeenth-Century, Victorian-Era Boy Who Doesn't Know That His Father Is About to Kill HIm.

 No, That Bass, You Tart    or just simply call the band You Tart.

 The Eeveeloution ,Huh... how could that not already be a band name...

 Lazricorn         (You know, a Lazer Unicorn.)

 Sharksplosion!

Properly Annunciated Diction

 Volatile Vocabulary

  The Pifflemongers

 Tooterpoot

  and finally, The (and this is the full name, and the ellipses need to be pronounced too!)     "...wut?"

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.

Total Unicorn

Any of the names Foetus has used

Tool

Helmet

MDFMK

Lawnmower Deth

Don't know if any of these were mentioned before. 

[SugarCoatxMarblePie 701]

Sound Sauce

Inhaling oregano

Cheeto cheese on my fingers *giggles*

Hm an oxymoron would be good. Hmmmm.

Obstructed clearing

Cold fire

smooth sandpaper *laughs*

Quiet noise

Loud silence

The skinny fat boys.

Music Group (lol)

Clowns with college degrees.

Senor senior citizen.

Choking to death on a slipper

Edited July 13, 2017 by CuriUndersXeno

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,412]

There was a band called The Flying Burrito Brothers at one point.

 

 

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

In my country there is or there was a band: "Group of death rostbefs" I hope translated corrently. 

Edited July 14, 2017 by Fluttershy Friend

[Bricks_Ahoy 860]

kjo.-09p-;'[-97uytu67tre6y This one. I smacked my head in the keyboard for this name.

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

Acidic Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church

 

No joke, there's a band with that name...

 

 

[Yakamaru 3,077]

Apple's Customer Service

Banana Slamma <-- Guys in Donkey Kong suits

Never Gonna Hit Those Notes

The Quiet Chaps <-- Mucho-screamo Black Metal band

Insert Band Name Here

The Jihadi Squad <-- Pop

KKK: Kool Kids Klub <-- Japanese Rock band

ISIS: I See, I Slam(Those Drums) <-- Heavy drum band. With explosives

ANTIFA: Another Nausea Tactfully Inhaled From Assholes

The Physically Defected

I Fucking Hate Justin Bieber

I, me, and Autism

TWAT: Totally Wasted Autistic Trash <- Redneck Country band, obviously

SWAT: Sweaty, White, 'n Adequately Trash

The Young Turks

I Can't Remember Which Note To Play..

I Fucking Hate All Of You

Murder Should Be Legal

Shut The Fuck Up <-- "I'm going to listen to Shut The Fuck Up". Best way to confuse people

I Main Hanzo

 

That should do it for now, I guess.

[Jokuc 8,172]

I could probably remember something more silly if I thought about it but the first thing that came to my mind was Red Hot Chili Peppers.