Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Oleks 1,993]

Is it weird that I put bananas in there?

[Cash In 22,514]

"Perhaps I'll hack into the system and expose your entire browser history to the world."

[Kitty_Cat 376]

“I will, just lemme finish this level first, ok?”

-me

(then I complete 3 levels before realizing I forgot to do it.)

[Earl Grey Ghost 446]

Friend: "I need you to record something."

Me: "Okay."

Friend: "*pulls out dry erase marker as he is getting out a redbull from the soda machine* with this marker....and my redbull."

Me: "You want me to record you doing something with a marker? And a redbull? Am I getting paid for this? Is this legal or will I get arrested?"

Friend: "You know how to use an iphone? Here, just press record, I'm going to do a trick."

Me: "......"

 

I could give context, but I'm not supposed to : P

 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Alright so the Admiral has gone crazy, let's not do anything before he murders us again.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

" I'm learning to play that song on my guitar."

Edited May 25, 2018 by Messy Mane

[Twilight Luna 31,421]

“It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”

[Lunar Glow 676]

*panicked*

“Omg, dude, CHAIRS! I’m serious—CHAIRS!”

Edited May 26, 2018 by Lunar Glow

[Monsoon 1,662]

I feel like eating some chicken nuggets 

[Denim&Venöm 19,326]

"Your thing dinged." 

[Castle Bleck 19,380]

"I didn't know just what I should do, so I sat back down and had a beer and felt sorry for myself."

[Celtore 2,770]

"NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO! You injured morons go sit quietly in the corner and let the others take care of it!!"

"this series is going to shit..."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"The Tungulus isn't dead, now he's active."

[Lunar Glow 676]

“Oh Christ, I got edemame in my hair.”

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Watching this a second time and I chuckled at the triggered alarm...

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

You can’t enjoy your doughnut if there is no hot dog to go with it.  

[Denim&Venöm 19,326]

On 5/27/2018 at 12:32 AM, Venomous said:

=Denim&Venom

Moving to the Forum Lounge.

"Let me tie your shoes"

Well no wonder I couldn't find it. 

 

"Not everybody is getting it." 

[Buzz 1,769]

"still not the wiredst conversation ive had today, and ive only been awake 5hrs!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,326]

"Your mom doesn't do proto-chicken." 

[Cash In 22,514]

"Idiots! You're going to get us all nuked!"

[PiratePony 8,476]

"you were not given authority to deny the return of the King!"

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“AD VICTORIAM MOTHER F***ER!!!”

[Denim&Venöm 19,326]

"The food is going to get wet."

"Your food is already wet."

"It's soup." 

[Guest]

"Perhaps at the end of it you will have found the strength you seek.
Or perhaps you will simply have learned a very painful lesson!"

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

"Mom why did you do that"

"Do what" 

"You know what you did"

(I would put context here but i can't)