Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

"Mom why did you do that"

"Do what" 

"You know what you did"

(I would put context here but i can't)

[Twilight Luna 31,327]

"Ok sir, press the up button."

"Ok, I'm press the down button."

"No sir, the up button."

[Kitty_Cat 376]

“I got rainbow little fishies!”

[Kitty_Cat 376]

“My rear end just tried to FaceTime you!”

-My aunt

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

"YES MY RABIES IS EVOLVING!!!!!!!!!!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,524]

"Investment or cat?"

Edited June 4, 2018 by Denim&Venom

[Denim&Venöm 18,524]

"I'm not scared! I'm hungry!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Put a little honey, add a little dish soap, and watch the fireworks."

[Libra 11,691]

"our backyard is not his personal parking lot"

[Woohoo 33,910]

"I forgot I had this shirt." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

Edited June 10, 2018 by Panzy

[Denim&Venöm 18,524]

"Is he angry because I referred to him as a pansexual narcissist on twitter?" 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“I swear I’m not crazy I’m just”

[Outnick 1,228]

what is 1+1?

fish.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

1 minute ago, Outnick<3 said:

what is 1+1?

fish.

1+1= window

2x2 = fish

[Outnick 1,228]

Just now, Im_not_crazy_im_just said:

1+1= window

2x2 = fish

oh.. that explains my 0 on my math test

[Cash In 22,180]

''It really isn't a matter of physics."

Edited August 2, 2019 by Cash In

[Prospekt 11,017]

"You uncultured crouton."

[Cash In 22,180]

"Are you high or just insane?"

Edited October 25, 2020 by Cash In

[AngelsNight 164]

'sorry what are you talking about'

'I really don't know'

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“YEA FIGHT FOR YOUR TERRITORY JEPH”

[Olly 1,011]

"It's time...for the jedi... to end"

[Vicke 3,188]

"Most people down by getting water in their lungs."

 

You don't need context. It's as stupid as it sounds.

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

"Dude, I'm bi!"

"so I guess you're on stand-bi"

"f**k you man"

Edited June 11, 2018 by shadowwarp940

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"I've said f*ck you more than any other sentences in my life... The second is who's the good boy"

Edited June 11, 2018 by Salty French Unicorn