Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Yellow warning of rain has been cancelled"

 

[Crimson storm 1,831]

¿porque?!!!!!

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"Kids have crushes.

Men have girlfriends.

Legends operate forklifts." 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Mmm... You can really taste the basil!

[Cagey 4,221]

“It’s a pre-calculator. For pre-calculus.”

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"Forget the boat, I'm launching the nukes, Noah." 

[MarkusTactician 61]

"You don't understand. It's not just big... it's BIG big!"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Cast your burning gaze to thine h-oh!"

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"That's the last time I'll have to cut sock."

 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

You don't put a bag of cookies in front of a man that hasn't had dinner yet, and then tell him not to eat too much. 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"NUT BAR."

"Dang it I thought this was supposed to be 'no-nut November.' Ehh, whatever, it's a sucky tradition anyways. Sex is just too fun."

Edited November 28, 2019 by Ayyngel Dust

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"When that LSD hit, he became a hero." 

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"She may very well pass for forty-three, in the dusk with a light behind her!"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

Can I put this in my mouth?

[Cagey 4,221]

“I’ll rip out your elbows.”

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

“Just dip it in E. coli”

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"If Hulk Hogan doesn't have skin cancer, skin cancer ain't real."

[ridaranka 573]

"Abraham Lincoln once said that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North"

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

“You wanna have a snowball fight....with CONDOMS?!? ..........oh it is so on” 

[TheRockASaurus Rex 50,423]

Get extra MSG.

4 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

“You wanna have a snowball fight....with CONDOMS?!? ..........oh it is so on” 

WTF?!

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Bear Grylls will be on the show – I was texting him, and he said, 'I'm doing a new show' – I can't remember the exact words but 'I'm doing a new show where I parachute naked into a friend's garden and have to survive for a week, can I use yours? Please remove anything sharp, e.g. rake stroke swingball, and is there a hose I can wash with, or just a bird bath for my bits? Is that OK? Next Thursday afternoon?'"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

He looks like a microwaved He-Man action figure wearing a suit.

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Go to bed with a food coma, wake up with the worst food headache ever.
...Is this what it's like to be hung over? 

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

KABOOSH!!

[Denim&Venöm 18,552]

"You're really campaigning for 'Bitch of the Year' aren't you?" 

"As defending champion, you nervous?"