Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"Get off my legs, you little shits!"

[Samurai Equine 56,986]

Hello, Thundercracker! 

[ShadOBabe 19,058]

“I’m gonna check my holes.”

(I know it says “without context” but I HAVE to say this wasn’t me that said this. XD)

[Cagey 4,261]

“Yeah, but my splattery Jigglypuff is still not gonna resemble a Jigglypuff. It’s all jiggle, no puff.”

[Samurai Equine 56,986]

I spent the whole day drilling holes.

Edited June 25, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 8,383]

On 6/24/2020 at 6:08 AM, ShadOBabe said:

“I’m gonna check my holes.”

(I know it says “without context” but I HAVE to say this wasn’t me that said this. XD)

Could be worse, you could also be pushing your balls through them.

Which reminds me @ExplosionMare why was that a "sad" ? 

Today's –

"You, today, Edwina, are going to help me do something rather wicked. If you don't, I shall tie you to the weight reducing machine and keep you there until you're just a small puddle of fat on the bathroom floor."

 

[ExplosionMare 26,317]

11 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Could be worse, you could also be pushing your balls through them.

Which reminds me @ExplosionMare why was that a "sad" ? 

Today's –

"You, today, Edwina, are going to help me do something rather wicked. If you don't, I shall tie you to the weight reducing machine and keep you there until you're just a small puddle of fat on the bathroom floor."

 

Hmm I think it was more of a “cringe” then a sadness reaction. The second quote sounded painful

[Samurai Equine 56,986]

Nope! I got a stick. 

[Tropical Melody 8,383]

"His whole face hit the ground at the same time! He must be really good at this!"

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,973]

“Hold on, I’m going under you”

”But i prefer to be bottom”

[Tropical Melody 8,383]

"Oh look my horoscope! 'A new enterprise fails to meet expectations.' What does that mean?"

 

[ShadOBabe 19,058]

“And then of course there’s the rock and roll soundtrack, and all the military monster fighting gadgets, and lots of missiles and explosions, and WHOO!! “

[Tom Gallagher 33,638]

'He's all wet now!'

-My sister talking about my dog. 

[Samurai Equine 56,986]

...I painted in my GOOD clothes, and didn't get a drop of it on me. That's how GOOD I am. 

[ChikaChan 7,330]

"If you're poor,then accept the fact you're poor" ._.

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"Thou shalt not fart in a jar and throw that jar at thy neighbor"

[Tropical Melody 8,383]

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Rem'd off ...

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

"Nope. Welcome to Generation ButtHurt, where everyone is offended by everything, and if they're not, they try to be!"

[TotallyNotNyx 15,572]

Peril is stupid

[AJ2489 2,855]

The wheel is practically square...

[SkyPie 264]

"Why is there peanut butter on the faucet?"

[Widdershins 9,964]

"Hep me, Opie Dopey. You me only Hopey."

Dey unce was dis ghost made outta de bones. He 'ad all de long, boney tings made outta bones an' he went aroun' bonin' up de bone places! Dere once wus dis Lady, she done go to dee place... and wut she find? Ah buncha boney bone noises! Was all like, 'Bone-BONE! Bone-Bone!' Dait dee tale o' de Bohn Goost!~

       ...Dee Bohn Goosht~ Deh Boon Goots~

 Edit:

    ..."E gon' goot yer boooones!

Edited June 28, 2020 by Widdershins

[Samurai Equine 56,986]

Hand me the sack.

[Denim&Venöm 21,146]

"I don't identify as 'male' or 'female', I identify as a warning." 

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

Join me and we will rule north america. except not really