Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Shut up brony. You can’t talk [about that]. “

”When in this whole school thing to I learn to do my taxes?”

”Hey do you still have his hat?”

Edited May 10, 2018 by Sliding Bolt

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

"Get your packet done, punk"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"I found my library card!"

[Nightfall Gloam 18,265]

"All my boys are at home today"

[I'mAsTHEBAR 0]

"Must put it there, otherwise it could collapse."

That's when I again work at Mart as an employee.

[PiratePony 8,475]

"this lazy fuckface!"

[碇 シンジン 27,432]

ArgumentException: index and count exceed length of list

[Silenz Veritas 171]

" My right butt cheek had the size and washing instructions, in bold print. "

[Once In A Blue Moon 895]

"I suppose a marriage that ends in murder would generally be considered unsuccessful."

Edited May 10, 2018 by Once In A Blue Moon

[Thuja 3,659]

"It's like I'm watching my baby birds fly out of the nest!!....  Was that weird of me to say?"

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

"It's a nanorobotic centipede bandage."

[Flutterstep 47,095]

"The centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom."

[Aqua shine 1,898]

 *being called gay at school for watching mlp will i am gay but i want to keep  that secrit for the school bully a everyone*

[Messy Mane 9,032]

" Forget Harvard and Yale.Monsters University is where it's at."

Lel

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"You look like one of those fuckin' skinny ass Egyptian cats."

[thepissman 76]

“No, don’t kill me !”

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Look, you're a boomerang!"

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

“A man is like steel,when he loses his temper,he loses his worth.”

-Chuck Norris

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

"I swear to God I'm gonna slap you on the back of head if you don't stop instant-messaging your mom" 

[PiratePony 8,475]

It's robot fighting time

[Flutterstep 47,095]

"Anyone hit and need a lawyer?"

[Dreambiscuit 9,960]

Goodnight vroom-vroom. You're so cute. Yes you are. I'll drive you again soon.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

HELLO THERE, YOU PIECES OF PISS!!!

[The Recherche 29,968]

"Hey, cut me some slack; it's only 8:50 AM!" 

[Vicke 3,189]

Got you naked in my cellar, never let you leave.