Last thing you accidentally did to hurt yourself?

[Techno Universal 2,575]

I hit my foot really hard on the bathroom door a few days ago and in the process I uncontrollably threw my IPad into the wall and putting a hole in it. Let's just say that my parents exploded over it...

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

I scratched my back senseless while sleeping. Still have the marks.

[Kiri 7,288]

I was being a silly filly and burned my finger taking chicken out of the oven yesterday!

[KiraTakahashi 748]

Scratch that last one..now add touched a hot burner due to lack of sleep on the same hand that's already hurt.

[shy0wl 484]

I unhinged a door from the frame and accidentally dropped the corner of the door on my big toe, I still have a bruise from it and it happened a while ago lol

[Guest]

I somehow managed to elbow myself in the ribs and that was actually quite painful. There are also way too many cases of me picking at my skin and accidentally making it bleed - that happened a while ago again.

[AmarisNsane 2,730]

As I was chewing on a banana, I had bitten the inside of my mouth/bottom lip.  The bite was apparently deep enough that the area bitten was bleeding a bit.  I suppose that I had been enjoying the banana a bit too much.

[EmeraldStar04 250]

Fell down the stairs.

 

Derp.

[KiraTakahashi 748]

I fell on my arm..yup that's about it.

[Member Berry 1,217]

I was shaving my legs and accidently caught the razor on my finger nail >.> It split quite far down so it bled a bit. It's really sore.

[KiraTakahashi 748]

Burned myself at work and same night kitty attacked same hurt arm.

[Victoria Sponge 1,017]

I used a George Foreman grill to cook a toasted cheese sandwich, when I finished I wiped it down with a cloth then pushed it back against the wall so it wasn't in the way. To push it back I decided to properly grab it, forgetting how hot it was underneath and so I burned my finger tips. 

[Snow 7,001]

after not sleeping at all last night i had a half hour nap just before the day started XP silly me decided bed was too far away and i fell asleep face down on the floor using my arm as a pillow... there is visual bruising on my arm and hand where my head was and all over my chet from lying down worst part was and my fingernails got crushed into my poor lil fingies DX also my eyes hurt really bad from not sleeping

[Leave a Whisper 703]

Accidentally stabbed myself in the finger making roast chicken the other day.

[Usual Crypty 4,743]

Weird topic...

 

Well, I hit my knee to the magazine table corner. Classic story.

[Meire 100]

Yesterday when i was cleaning my apartment with vacuum cleaner and mopping the floor, i slammed the door at my toe.

[StormBlaze 992]

paper cuts.... since gaining an office job I seem to have had more paper cuts than working with my artwork. how?! 

[ashi 261]

Looking up the US election stats hurt me. Mind you, that wasn't accidental, so I guess it doesn't count ... 

[Plume 922]

Literally kicked my doorframe because I wasn't watching where I was going I don't know I'm un-coordinated

 

I fell over my toe hurt so much ;-;

[Storm Striker 35]

I cut the inside of my mouth with an apple. A freaking Apple

[KiraTakahashi 748]

The macaroni spoon handle was so hot yesterday it burned a hole right through my glove and hurt my hand. SO MANY PEOPLE WANTED THAT AS A SIDE!!

[phulusa 16]

If I hurt myself, it isn't by accident. 

[Zyrael 1,471]

I tried to be nice to someone. 

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

I fell off my bike because someone in front riding a bike as well, stopped suddenly. I always feel embarrassed of falling over, it's the most stupid way to get an injury.

Also, I can't get over the topic name. "Accidentally."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I shaved. Yep, that's it.