Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"Poor Joey's hot ass wife." 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Group of teenagers:“Yeah, this guy right here should work the front desk”

The guy they are referring to: “Oh, sure, with this laugh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”

[Sparklefan1234 169,796]

@Denim&Venom

Becky Lynch would make a good Batgirl. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I have totally forgot my druid had a crossbow and a lot of fancy arrows

[Luna's Admirer 945]

I can never get enough of joy. But a little bit of sadness and I'm satisfied.

[Prospekt 11,018]

"You cheated, didn't ya."

[Libra 11,691]

"This is a traffic circle, not a game of frogger! Get out of the road!"

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"Shooting people isn't very nice! Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!"

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

HELLO THERE, YOU PIECES OF PISS!!!

[Twilight Luna 31,340]

“It fit in there last time I tried it.”

[Thuja 3,659]

"Gotta be careful, this thing might break at any moment."

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,320]

"SHUT. THE HELL. SKA!!"

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

“Our friend that likes to talk to herself is back.”

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"We got a bad one."

"How bad?"

"Florida."

"Damn."

[Cash In 22,220]

"Are you trying to drug me or something?"

[Quadropus 171]

"Don't fucking penetrate me!" 

[Denim&Venöm 18,712]

"George Washington died on the cross for this!" 

[Silenz Veritas 171]

Well Shit, if I had known I would've baked you a cake with a file in it!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

"Somebody once told me the world was.... flat."

Lol

[Sparklefan1234 169,796]

@Denim&Venom

"This Batgirl Becky Lynch looks awesome!" 

"Now for her sidekick, "RoBliss."" 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

(title screen on tv)

”What show is this?”

- My sister

[Prospekt 11,018]

"You'll probably have 47 by tomorrow."

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"Remind me to never show you a picture of her mom."

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“You put my left foot right on your sensitive spot to apply pressure. After 5 minutes, you bend over and stretch it out wide open for maximum satisfaction.”

[Midnight Blaze 98 1,138]

‘Will you get the hell out of my room.’