Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I can wave my @$$ around and make things happen"

Edited November 6, 2019 by Ayyngel Dust

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"This has been skillfully sealed with glue and tape in all kinds of ingenious ways."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,072]

"Oh WAKE UP!"

[Altastrofae 933]

"Either you don't know how to be funny, or somebody need to teach you how to flirt with boys without looking like a creep."

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"It's where you party with bagels! And their big bagel buddies."

[Samurai Equine 52,133]

Time to head back to the stink pit: My home.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"He doesn't know I'm complementing him behind his back... *moves mouth instead of saying words* He thicc."

Edited November 7, 2019 by Ayyngel Dust

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Could have quadruple penetration"

"Yeah with 4x the AoE"

"There'd be some SERIOUS bleeding after that"

[Samurai Equine 52,133]

You know you've been standing up too long when the back of your leg is hurting. 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Get your thicc rocc boi @$$ out of there"

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"Please understand that I only have three tools, hammer, bigger hammer and a very big hammer, plus, I type very slowly"

 

[Widdershins 9,960]

"Look, I'll be blunt. I just wanna blow up an entire building of puppies." -Me

 

 

 Ahem. To Dearest @Duality:

On 11/5/2019 at 3:00 AM, Denim&Venom said:

"Water is just earth milk!" 

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,626]

"Ah yes, all my cancer research is gone, finally, i can get 1 love"

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"I haven't had a good fibsh sandwich in a while. Or fibsh and chips, for that matter."

[Samurai Equine 52,133]

"You look kind of sad and pathetic just sitting there." 

"Why?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"You have about 30 seconds to unfk yourself starting 28 seconds ago." 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Don't mess with the floof, or your butt will explode?"

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"Yep, we already know they're fragile in a metaphorical sense."

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Stop grabbing me by my pant leg, what are you doing?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,198]

"Someone once told me that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking."

[Cagey 4,248]

“So that’s why the Gilded Age is actually the Butter Age.”

[MarkusTactician 61]

"Dear Nintendo, please extend the whips length by a little bit."

[Samurai Equine 52,133]

Did Sonic just steal a bunch of items from the gift shop?! 

[Tropical Melody 6,385]

"There's a ridge on my axle, that's not nice."

 

[Duality 10,740]

'It doesn't count as strangulation if their throat is crushed from the inside.'