Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 52,119]

Nah, that's not how this works anymore! You want your snacks? Give me a ride. ...No? Then no snacks for you. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

I'm Batman!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,767]

My fecking fence! You fecker!

[Tropical Melody 6,379]

"Traditionally, a ticking noise should make one worry about a crocodile."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,379]

5 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

My fecking fence! You fecker!

Ah I get the the context to that now

 

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PACKAGE DIMENSIONS in millimeters (inches): SOD-57

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,194]

"A mosh pit to Backstreet Boys sounds like it's the most manliest thing and least manliest thing to do at the same time."

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Sh**! No. Evil. Demon. No!"

[Cagey 4,248]

“You’re talking about the horse. That apple b.”

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

You know I don't fry chicken myself!

[Tropical Melody 6,379]

"Give me the honey, mummy!"

"I am NOT his mother."

 

[Lightwing 12,978]

"...Why do you know so much about hyenas and their reproductive organs??"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Well now I'm Ming Ming Duckling is no longer stuck in my head.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,767]

Fell off the table, did we?

[Denim&Venöm 19,194]

"When a man and a man touch, they feel something...

 

 

 

in the heat of combat." 

[Samurai Equine 52,119]

Welp, there goes my week without dairy...

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Deep fried pickled boobies!"

[Thuja 3,659]

I think this is enough suffering for one day.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,767]

Stop beeping, they're not that burnt!

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

Mom: "Sixth of all, grow the hell up."

Me: [Laughing my a** off] "I thought sixth of all was go f*** yourself?"

Mom: "Alright, seventh of all, grow the hell up."

 

Edited February 12, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Samurai Equine 52,119]

Wait, if he sang an English version of it, then why are all these other English covers using different lyrics? 

[Odyssey 5,717]

"Unfortunately, medicine isn't people."

And

"It's only a problem if they have names!"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

"This phone charger has a giant cord. I love it!"

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Not actually from today, but rather a couple days ago:

"Unfortunately, bologna cannot resuscitate."

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Make it so.

[Tropical Melody 6,379]

"Got the 650 TT ready for its MOT test next week."

"My guess is a pass, with an advisory on the zip-ties"