Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Will Guide 21,360]

"You can have it all day"

[Denim&Venöm 18,730]

"I work part time at a day care, and my husband breeds salamanders. Our budget... $1.3 million." 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

10.63 and 17 bananas.

[Cash In 22,228]

''How are you flying over that hill?''

Edited August 3, 2019 by Cash In

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"When I die, for my funeral, I want to be shooting bombs off in the air and have two F-16 fighter jets doing a barrel roll overhead, that would be awesome, and really, it's what I deserve."

+1 to the person who knows where it's come from.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

"Another is eating dry food while one eats grass...."

:3

[thepissman 76]

“Yeah, I play golf with A F***ING CYLINDER ALL the time! This is a great game!!”

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"This is music to my ears, the sound of coming to terms with your own stupidity."

[CherryAcorn 101]

''Loading content... WARNING! ERROR!''

[AJ2489 2,855]

"sorry I'm a little rusty"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,730]

"God makes cheetahs, god kills cheetahs, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheetah in order for them to live, god is dog backwards." 

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,543]

Take this and this and fuck off 

[Twilight Luna 31,344]

“I want a battleship!”

[Denim&Venöm 18,730]

"And starring Carl Weathers as Chuckles McGillicutty. "  

[thepissman 76]

“I don’t do gay”

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

"The tarp was a dead giveaway."

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

"its complicated,3 out of 5 of them are dead"

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"I was thinking about really dumb things."

[Passion 3,484]

"Fine, I'll do it tomorrow."

*sleepy* "Tomorrow your carriage will fall into the river."

"...WHAT?"

"...what?"

[Floofie 799]

"Every time I play battle mode [in Mario Kart], a piece of my soul shrivels up and dies."

[Prospekt 11,018]

"The ones on the top were too soft."

[thepissman 76]

“Thanks, Gucci Gang.”

[Will Guide 21,360]

It's like an oven here.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"I'm gonna pitch a tent in your backyard."

"What the hell did you just say? *looks at tent bag and air mattress* Oh! You were being literal. That's not perverted, that's wholesome."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I can't believe how nice you look in that dress."