You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[scilightversiontwo 13]

I would probably react somewhat violently out of surprise, such as a light slap or perhaps a push.  I'm not into zoophilia.

[GingerLightning 258]

If rainbow dash kissed me I'd probably just be very very confused about why rainbow dash kissed me and probably look for where she came from.

[Shadowrunner 41]

As a human, I would pause freeze up ask her a few qwestions one being "What?"  

[@lpha 41]

Realize i've finally gone off the deep end

 

Realize if I kissed back I'd be a zoophile

Weigh the odds "I mean, it is kinda' an anthropomorphic animal so it wouldn't be that bad...."

 

Realize how wrong that sounded

 

Faint

 

Hug Pinkie and tell her I don't like her that way once I've woken up

 

Stalk Pinkie

[powerpuff-tsubasa 448]

i would kiss and hug flutterbae back

[TeeSix 116]

Either kiss back or grab her for a hug. Lightning Dust would almost certainly be too tomboyish to give more than a momentary peck though, so probably the latter 

[cider float 2,538]

I would grab her snout and kiss her nose.

[FirePuppy 735]

If Pinkie ever kissed me, we'd go on a date and maybe even get married and have foals. But I'd rather live single.

[Rarity Is Best Pony 634]

Having been on the receiving of such a thing from best pony Rarity this is all I could probably do.

[Anonymous Old User Who Has Left 599]

I would just be speechless.

[viper213 224]

*jumps in the air* rainbow dash yay! *tackles to the ground and hugs*

[SilverStarApple 849]

Smile and ask if this means she's into me.

 

Edit: Also, of course, kiss back.

Edited May 28, 2016 by SilverStarApple

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I would be blushing that's all >/////>

[Lightning-Twister 58]

I feel uncomfortable - would have no idea how to react.

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

I would be very very happy and probably would forget about anything bad, that is happening right now.

 

And i also would ask myself, if any of this is real and if it is : YAAAAAY!!!!

 

But then i would become scared, because how would i hide a Pony from everyone?

And how would others react, if they would see a My Little Pony?

 

I would have no Idea what to do next.

[Teavvi 627]

Shocked because SHE is a girl and I am a girl and I prefer guys so...shocked.

[Babyyoshi309 1,829]

Reaction as a Human: HOLY *********!!!!!!!! WHAT THE ************!!!!!!!!!! I JUST GOT KISSED BY A HORSE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         

 

Reaction as a Pony: ....................         

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I would probably feel like a pedophile, because my favorite pony is Scootaloo, even though it isn't my fault.

[DerpBrony 7]

I think I will say ''What are you doing in my house? get out! the kiss was so cute but Get Out'' and after i'm ready i will kis her back

[IsraelYabuki 446]

well I would kiss Fluttershy back on the cheek and hug her.

[Hocus Pocus 636]

If Discord kissed me?

It'd probably be part of some joke or visual gag like when bugs bunny kisses whoever the person is who tries chasing him for whatever reason... Or like the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit... so in that case we both would just kind of move on with what we were doing before.

Edited July 2, 2016 by Hocus Pocus

[CurMo 17]

NOO ITS A ME HOOMAN NO KISS HOOMAN

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

Oh I think you know what will if that happens......

 

 

....I'll wake up

[sweetbream 6]

Being kissed by a purple horse would really make me think about my life. .-.

[twiia 1,843]

TBH it'll probably never happen~

 

But if it did, I'd panic like hell nd freak out and overreact and run.