How do you eat your Oreos?

[Invincible 2,091]

The same way i eat any cookie. I start taking bites off and chewing it.

[Dreambiscuit 9,691]

I take two of them apart and put the creamy centers together to make a quadruple-stuff cookie, then I dunk it in milk. 

[Lisa 5,553]

I lick the cream part off the black part and throw it away. ;p

[cider float 2,538]

Throw it in my mouth and eat it then wash it down with milk. 

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

With my mouth... 

 

Jokes aside, I generally just bite into them. And I have a glass of coke with them, not milk... I don't drink milk on its own.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I have a giant blender. I put a bunch of Oreos in it, then I add a lot of pieces of cherries, strawberries, oranges, apples, and melons. I then blend it all together, then I pour it in a huge cup, and then drink it in a purple, yellow, and red spaceship in a house that has a physical bell for a doorbell, and I drink it next to my car keys.

 

On a serious note, I twist it apart and dip it in milk.

 

 

Do you know what reference I used up there?

 

[Guest]

I just shove them straight in without hesitation

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I used to just hork them down cookie by cookie, leaving a ring of Oreo crumbs around my lips to snack on later. But now, I learned how to remove one of the cookies without compromising the integrity of the creme. Then i learned how to repeat that step over and over. It's even more fun to do it with Double Stuff Oreos.

[Retro*Derpy 3,185]

I let them sit one by one in a glass of milk for a few seconds then eat them.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

I put them in my mouth and chew. 

[SquipyCheetah 449]

I take it apart. Eat the cream. And then the rest of it. Always have and always will.

[Fluttere 71]

I never eat Oreos, but i don't know if Ballerina biscuits counts? I usually flips up the cracker and eat the bisquits and then the icing on the cake, the middle chocolate at the end.

[Celtore 2,770]

I just dunk the whole cookie in the milk until the cookie component just starts losing its structural integrity, then I consume it. I like how soft it becomes, the cookie almost becomes one with the cream in the middle.

[twiia 1,843]

Usually I just eat the whole thing, but sometimes I take it apart and eat it piece by piece

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

1) Dip in a cup of milk.

2) Eat.

[Plume 922]

I normally just eat it! Sometimes I'll have it with milk, and occasionally I'll split them apart to eat them separately. Don't like the cream as much as the cookie though.

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

I take the cookie apart, eat the cream out, lick the cream off both the cookie halves, and then eat those last. That's the way I've always done it. 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

With milk, as required by local law.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,835]

Like a normal human being.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Plain, no milk or any other additives. I eat it normally (Not pulling the cookie apart).

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

Just now, Sondash Studios said:

Like a normal human being.

Oh that's no fun. 

[Olly 1,011]

1. first bite oreo

2. mission complete

 

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,835]

1 minute ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Oh that's no fun. 

My mistake, not like a human, like pinkie pie. That's fun!

[Ricebug 555]

They're only edible with milk.

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Well...first, you go to the store. Make your way to the cookie aisle, select a package that has the word "OREO" on it--

--wait...you meant how do I eat Oreos? Oh. 

I pull them apart, scrape the filling off with my teeth, then eat the remaining cookie "shells."

Edited July 15, 2018 by Kings&Hooves14