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I imagine this scenario also implies that we're ponies in Equestria. In which case, if Twilight just up and kissed me, I'd wonder "what?" then I'd wonder "why?" then I'd take her out regardless of her answers. If you know what I mean.

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GAH!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET OFF OF ME!!!  I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GAY, DOCTOR!  That would be my reaction if Whooves was my favorite.  I'm not gay, and I would probably stay away from him... But, Doctor Whooves isn't my favorite.  Do you know who she is?  Good, 'cause I'm not telling, and it definitely has nothing at all to do with my avatar... Well, my reaction then would be to shove and go GET OFF OF ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? and go see a doctor to make sure I have no diseases- or that would be the case if I was still a human, and that was a pony that just jumped me.  But, if the situation was as you are thinking it should be while you ask this question to me, with both I and said female acquaintance as ponies, then if the setting is right, the moment as well, and the correct social istory is applied, then I would go I KNEW IT!


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Hey, Flash Sentry, I... I really like your mane!

 

*everything sexual happens*

 

 

Okay, I shall not try to explain how much I looooove Flash Sentry. I mean, look at this:

 

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HE'S SO ADORABLE! OMG!

 

(PS: Never clopped, for all the clopper haters out there. It was just a contextual joke)

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If I got kissed by Twilight Sparkle, I'd wake up from whatever dream I was having my reaction would probably be quite similar to this:

 

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I would either:
1. Be startled at first, but keep kissing, nonetheless.
2. Go through a sudden burst of mania, and jump up and down, singing "A British Tar Is a Soaring Soul"

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Applejack.

 

I would probably sit still, having a massive panic, wondering what to say or do, and possibly wait for something to happen which I can use as a way out.

 

Or I would just tell her how surprised I am.

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Stare in disbelief at a wall.

Question if in a dream.

Stare in disbelief more.

Walk outside and see if anything is amiss.

Walk back in and continue being shocked.

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All of the Mane 6 are my favorite ponies, as well as Vinyl Scratch and Octavia...

 

Is this some sort of harem ending?

 

O-oh my...

 

might be okay with this...

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*suddenly Rarity appears out of nowhere and kisses me*

:o

:blush:

:D

:wub:

*starts doing the floaty thing Spike does*

"Wow, you're real... so... you wanna give me a ride?"

;)

THE END

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I could have sworn I posted on this topic, unless it was a different, but extremely similar topic...

 

Anyway...If Dashie kissed me...wow...I don't even know what I would do. I would probably be in complete shock that it's even happening and honestly I would probably start having a panic attack or something lol. But man, I would probably cry because it would be the most amazing thing that could ever happen to me. I would be so unbelievably happy that Dashie feels this way towards me. It would be the most amazing moment of my life. Not even kidding.

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I would be so unbelievably happy that Dashie feels this way towards me. It would be the most amazing moment of my life. Not even kidding.

 

You would have died a happy person. :3

 

If Pinkie Pie happened to pop out of no where and that happened. I would respond with a huge glomp, hug and then a freaking party. Yeah that would be awesome. 

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A talking, sentient, technicolor pony has just approached me, and gave me my first kiss.

 

ActFast231.exe has stopped working.

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Can't remember if I posted here or not xP

Anyways! 
If RAINBOW DASH kissed me...
Lets do this in STORY Form!

"Hey there!"
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"Who, me?"

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*Plants a wallop of a kiss on me
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...

...

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*Leans in for more
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And more...

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And MORE!
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If Twilight suddenly kissed me, I'd stare blankly at her for a second, and then slowly walk away in embarrasment. Later, she'd come and talk to me about it, before confessing her love for me and...

 

HEY!! I wasn't supposed to make this fanfic public!!

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I would begin a long line of questions on how this was possible, how Rainbow Dash was possible, how her feats were possible, and try to account for how many and which laws of physics I know are being brutally slaughtered. Then I would question how in the hell she likes me, of not just all ponies, or humans, but both species combined. Then I would begin to question how much of a grasp I have on our universe, and what science has failed to explain thus far. Then I would begin to question my sanity.

 

Then... The-The-The-The-The-

 

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Oh my, how would I react...?

 

If I wasn't aware I was dreaming, and Twilight kissed me, I'm pretty sure I'd be blushing and just standing there unbelievable shocked. I'd probably question why she did that, but then I'd probably just go to hugging her with a big smile on my face.

 

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I'd say: "Whoa, Dashie, you really are...?!" (I'm female)

But I might respond nicely as I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings... I'd give her a big hug for even being there, anyway. I'd have to be pretty awesome to, if she wanted to kiss me. XD

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I would have mad sexual intercourse with my Rainbow Dash.

 

Not sure. I guess I'd be kinda embarassed, but at the same time, I'd be super psyched. I wouldn't really know how to handle it. That's my  flaw.

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Tough question...Considering I don't have one favorite pony, but more like three. They are Rarity, Fluttershy and then Princess Luna, which are much different then eachother.

 

If it was Rarity I'd act calm at first, return the kiss back, then be marvelled at the fact it's Rarity who kissed a commoner styled stallion such as me.

 

If it was Fluttershy, I'd return it back only to pull away soon after and be shocked that such a shy and quiet little mare would do that in the first place.

 

If it was Princess Luna...I'd be worried at first about the intention of it, but return the kiss back and follow her lead with it due to her past as Nightmare Moon.

 

So....yea. That pretty much sums up what I'd do with each of my favorites.

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As a pony: If Derpy kissed me I'd defo kiss back! Even run my hooves through her mane, check out her cutie mark with the other hoof,  I'd offer her a muffin, then I'd most likely flip my tail over my back and prance off like a colt in spring, and worry later about what Dr Whooves might have to say! 

 

As a human: I'd also kiss back, wonder how I became a cartoon, Wonder who spiked my drink, then after all the action died down, (Since outside of the cartoon world, action would be more likely to happen)  and after Derpy went back to ponyville in the Tardis, I'd ring my shrink and schedule and emergency appointment!

 

FINE! I'm in love with a blonde pony!

 

Trots off to the insane asylum.

 

My Derpy Tribute.

 

 

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