Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"Shall we spend all day looking at a horse's willy or can we move on?"

[Catpone Cerberus 23,584]

"....Missiles, which you can jump on, so now you're riding on a cat's back, while the cat is riding the missile, while you're grabbing other missiles, shaking them so they become bigger..." :3

[epiccuttlefish 112]

Toxic waste of some sort. Maybe cheese.

[CaptainJinx99 128]

"Define dead." -Me

[Heart Star 181]

"Don't mind me. I just like watching credits."

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

"Oh and uh there's the strip club...in case you were wondering..."

[Denim&Venöm 18,547]

"Aww, he looks so cute in the dishwasher!" 

[Prospekt 11,017]

"Squish 'em together."

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"What is it, more white women farting?" -my roommate

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

"Nah you gotta get down and dirty. That's the only way it'll work." 

[Cash In 22,180]

''You can never be too sure if pasta could take over the world."

[Denim&Venöm 18,547]

"Shut up talking giraffe! You're tripping balls!"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No, wait, sis, that's not a corndog!!

 

[Will Guide 21,359]

Well, never thought I would ask for a long-distance plan from a banana phone.

[Prospekt 11,017]

"Cinnamon tried to kill me."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

[My story] has three views tomorrow.

[Denim&Venöm 18,547]

"My mom's a dentist!" 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

"Hey you can't kill Christmas, only doors can do that..... That wasn't an invitation to kill yourself Christmas!"

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

"Kids : you spent 2 years of their life to teach them how to walk and talk, then you spent another 16 years telling them to sit and shut up." - some random quote from a game

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

"The time you're happy is also the time you're afraid your happiness will end"

Edited August 4, 2018 by Kevin Tang

[iceestarz 5,764]

“I’m really glad it’s just sweat and not piss”

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Tricycle are just Unicycle with the security wheels.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Ok who the hell broke the mailbox?”

“Did you crash?” “Nah I never took my hands off.”

[Miti 82]

4.8.2018, 21:18 (10s)
I'd love that more than anything right now...

[Widdershins 9,959]

"The only clevage I'm interested in motorboating is an Open Book!

   Hynur, hynur, hynur!"