Boop a snoot, any snoot

[Sir Hugsalot 9,350]

*Commencing boop dodge protocols*

Boop dodge mode ENGAGED!

*Augmentation process begins*

*Instant RETALIATION INITIATED!*

@Lightwing

@VengefulStrudel

@Mesme Rize

Got 100 boop damage! 

[Mesme Rize 15,685]

8 minutes ago, GrimGrimoire said:

"In 1972, a crack booping unit was sent to prison by a booping court for a boop they didn't commit. These ponies promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Canterlot underground. Today, still wanted by the monarchy they survive as boopers of fortune. If you need someone booped, if no one else can boop, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire... The Boop-Team."

Ignore the A logo... youtube does not want to get booped, so they hide the truth... but Pepperidge Farm remembers. *ahem*

The Boop-Team consists of

@Totally Lyra as "Lyra Handable"

"I love it when a boop comes together! Plans to sometimes!"

@Sunset Rose as "Face M.O.D."

"I have enough Avatars to disappear into the crowd! You'll never find me.. just don't check post history cuz that is cheating!"

@Lucky Bolt as "L.B. Baracus"

"I pity the pony who don't like NAScar! Now gimme that cidar and JJ action figure!"

@Randimaxis as "That Crazy Pony"

"What happens if I push this button?" *EXPLODES* "My badddd!"

Their targets for today's episode...

@Fillypino Fries @Royce @Dawnchaser @GlitzerndeStrudel @Raven Rawne @Mesme Rize (As evil Snek doctor) @Sir Hugoholic @ChikoritaCheezits @Driz @Summer Breeze

You can run... but there is no escaping....

The Boop-Team!

I'll get you next time Boop-Team...Next Tiiiiiiime

*Works on a new hypno boop machine so he will finally make @Totally Lyra @Sunset Rose @Lucky Bolt and @Randimaxis his booping slaves*

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

30 minutes ago, GrimGrimoire said:

"In 1972, a crack booping unit was sent to prison by a booping court for a boop they didn't commit. These ponies promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Canterlot underground. Today, still wanted by the monarchy they survive as boopers of fortune. If you need someone booped, if no one else can boop, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire... The Boop-Team."

Ignore the A logo... youtube does not want to get booped, so they hide the truth... but Pepperidge Farm remembers. *ahem*

The Boop-Team consists of

@Totally Lyra as "Lyra Handable"

"I love it when a boop comes together! Plans to sometimes!"

@Sunset Rose as "Face M.O.D."

"I have enough Avatars to disappear into the crowd! You'll never find me.. just don't check post history cuz that is cheating!"

@Lucky Bolt as "L.B. Baracus"

"I pity the pony who don't like NAScar! Now gimme that cidar and JJ action figure!"

@Randimaxis as "That Crazy Pony"

"What happens if I push this button?" *EXPLODES* "My badddd!"

Their targets for today's episode...

@Fillypino Fries @Royce @Dawnchaser @GlitzerndeStrudel @Raven Rawne @Mesme Rize (As evil Snek doctor) @Sir Hugoholic @ChikoritaCheezits @Driz @Summer Breeze

You can run... but there is no escaping....

The Boop-Team!

*wakes up*

Okay who'd I piss off enough to be a boop victim this time?

[CypherHoof 26,483]

*caffinated boops for @Alexshy and @Fluttershy Friend

*feline boops for @The Cerberus

*ninja stealth boops for @Wacko Wolf and @Nature Tune

*melodic ding boops for @Windchime

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,607]

2 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

 

*feline boops for @The Cerberus

 

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

*boops @Alexshy and @Windchime*

Wooo, the test results of the second blood tests are in. Everything is fine, except for the pfeiffer test. They're not 100% sure, again. Wooooo.

We're going to the doctor next monday to see what's up.

I'm hella tired and my head hurts.

G'night.

~ Holiday Agnaktor wishing all of you lovely people the best of nights; 2017, colourised ~

"I wish I had a fast-forward button for evenings. Just press a button and you wake up in the next morning. Evenings are agony right now."

 

EDIT: I hope noone minds me posting the tsad tales of my existence here. Dunno if it's bad manners or something.

 

Edited September 28, 2017 by Holiday Agnaktor

[CypherHoof 26,483]

 

*gives @Holiday Agnaktor get-well-soon boops

7 minutes ago, Holiday Agnaktor said:

EDIT: I hope noone minds me posting the tsad tales of my existence here. Dunno if it's bad manners or something.

I don't think anyone really objects - certainly I don't, and I doubt anyone here will want to say anything other than get well soon

... ok, probably "you just got booped" too. but other than that...

[Alexshy 14,709]

*Poof!*

Apologies! I was a tiny bit busy tonight...

Young Twilight still misseth quite a few of mine baits. Tia spent the evening laughing and I almost hath heard her thinking "Better she, than me!"

*hugs Twilight, pats her head lightly* Well, well, child, more practice and thou startest winning!

11 hours ago, The Cerberus said:

*Boops back*

no picture because I have ran out of non-romantic Luna-boops and because I'm feeling slightly pissed off for unrelated reason. 

*boops and nuzzles @The Cerberus to soothe the tension, whatever reason it appeared for*

4 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

*caffinated boops for @Alexshy @Fluttershy Friend

Mine gratitude! *boops @CypherHoof back, offers pancakes with strawberry jam, whispers* Not of Tia's making, can safely eat! *winks*

1 hour ago, Holiday Agnaktor said:

*boops @Alexshy and @Windchime*

Wooo, the test results of the second blood tests are in. Everything is fine, except for the pfeiffer test. They're not 100% sure, again. Wooooo.

We're going to the doctor next monday to see what's up.

I'm hella tired and my head hurts.

G'night.

~ Holiday Agnaktor wishing all of you lovely people the best of nights; 2017, colourised ~

"I wish I had a fast-forward button for evenings. Just press a button and you wake up in the next morning. Evenings are agony right now."

 

EDIT: I hope noone minds me posting the tsad tales of my existence here. Dunno if it's bad manners or something.

 

*boops @Holiday Agnaktor* I'm extremely joyous, thou hast nothing else detrimental, except mononucleosis (which is undefined yet), at least.

[Totally Nyx 36,080]

5 hours ago, GrimGrimoire said:

"In 1972, a crack booping unit was sent to prison by a booping court for a boop they didn't commit. These ponies promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Canterlot underground. Today, still wanted by the monarchy they survive as boopers of fortune. If you need someone booped, if no one else can boop, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire... The Boop-Team."

Ignore the A logo... youtube does not want to get booped, so they hide the truth... but Pepperidge Farm remembers. *ahem*

The Boop-Team consists of

@Totally Lyra as "Lyra Handable"

"I love it when a boop comes together! Plans to sometimes!"

@Sunset Rose as "Face M.O.D."

"I have enough Avatars to disappear into the crowd! You'll never find me.. just don't check post history cuz that is cheating!"

@Lucky Bolt as "L.B. Baracus"

"I pity the pony who don't like NAScar! Now gimme that cidar and JJ action figure!"

@Randimaxis as "That Crazy Pony"

"What happens if I push this button?" *EXPLODES* "My badddd!"

Their targets for today's episode...

@Fillypino Fries @Royce @Dawnchaser @GlitzerndeStrudel @Raven Rawne @Mesme Rize (As evil Snek doctor) @Sir Hugoholic @ChikoritaCheezits @Driz @Summer Breeze

You can run... but there is no escaping....

The Boop-Team!

xD

*boops @GrimGrimoire for this wonderful boop machine* 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

*Poof!*

Apologies! I was a tiny bit busy tonight...

I would suggest Go instead, but Google have gone and broken that too

 

2 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

Mine gratitude! *boops @CypherHoof back, offers pancakes with strawberry jam, whispers* Not of Tia's making, can safely eat! *winks*

No offense, but I have seen your attempts to make pancakes before  

I do have some nice, fruited scones here, with clotted cream and strawberry preserve, if you would like a sweet treat to go with the coffee

[Alexshy 14,709]

^ I always knew, that thou art in the short list of ponies (and not only ponies), I can rely on forsooth, mine lief!

I extend mine hope that mine pancakes aren't that malnatured though... *sniff-sniff*

[CypherHoof 26,483]

5 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

^ I always knew, that thou art in the short list of ponies (and not only ponies), I can rely on forsooth, mine lief!

I extend mine hope that mine pancakes aren't that malnatured though... *sniff-sniff*

I am sure 'tia was exaggerating, at least a little...

*boops the royal snoot*

[Alexshy 14,709]

2 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

I am sure 'tia was exaggerating, at least a little...

*boops the royal snoot*

Oh, come on, I extend mine hope I still cook better than Sweetie Belle  Tia got used to the best too much...

*boops back*

*soars and sends Feathers of Boop to @Totally Lyra @Wolfgrel @Fluttershy Friend @Flutterstep @ChB @Sparklefan1234 @Sylveon @Hierok @Mirage77 @Crescent Forest @Deae Rising Shine~ @Lucky Bolt @Baby Dashie @Spark The Kirin*

[Hierok 11,832]

Just now, Alexshy said:

Oh, come on, I extend mine hope I still cook better than Sweetie Belle  Tia got used to the best too much...

*boops back*

*soars and sends Feathers of Boop to @Totally Lyra @Wolfgrel @Fluttershy Friend @Flutterstep @ChB @Sparklefan1234 @Sylveon @Hierok @Mirage77 @Crescent Forest @Deae Rising Shine~ @Lucky Bolt @Baby Dashie @Spark The Kirin*

Boops you for believing Sweetie can't cook.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

3 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

Oh, come on, I extend mine hope I still cook better than Sweetie Belle  Tia got used to the best too much...

I would not so damn you with faint praise; Sweetie Belle cannot successfully boil water without burning it, and anything vaguely resembling a foodstuff or drink is reduced to charcoal.  I have seen forest wildfires do a better job.

As you have previously enlisted Spike the Brave and Glorious for his skills in the case of Fillydelphia, perhaps you could rely on him again to aid you?

[Alexshy 14,709]

16 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

I would not so damn you with faint praise; Sweetie Belle cannot successfully boil water without burning it, and anything vaguely resembling a foodstuff or drink is reduced to charcoal.  I have seen forest wildfires do a better job.

As you have previously enlisted Spike the Brave and Glorious for his skills in the case of Fillydelphia, perhaps you could rely on him again to aid you?

He surely can, I'm not sure I shall go for 't, as Spike hath enough on his plate by Twi's efforts

[CypherHoof 26,483]

1 minute ago, Alexshy said:

He surely can, I'm not sure I shall go for 't, as Spike hath enough on his plate by Twi's efforts

Ah ,but you have the advantage that you can join him in his dreams and gain his aid there, rather than having to occupy his waking hours.. and its got to be better than watching Twi indexing the library again

[Alexshy 14,709]

*imagines Spike forced to stay in the kitchen even in his dreams*

Hmpf!

HMPF!!!

SNORT!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ahem... I feel sorry for him though, in the earnest! Shall hardly forgive myself, if 't be true I betray his trust that severely *continues giggling*

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

*imagines Spike forced to stay in the kitchen even in his dreams*

Hmpf!

HMPF!!!

SNORT!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ahem... I feel sorry for him though, in the earnest! Shall hardly forgive myself, if 't be true I betray his trust that severely *continues giggling*

Well, gotta be better than the one where he is losing the burping contest, but if you feel it would be unfair to call upon his loyalty to you and your sister, I am not going to argue against that.  I am sure at least some of the ponies would be honoured to assist though.

[Alexshy 14,709]

5 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Well, gotta be better than the one where he is losing the burping contest, but if you feel it would be unfair to call upon his loyalty to you and your sister, I am not going to argue against that.  I am sure at least some of the ponies would be honoured to assist though.

Surely they would. I'd better ask Fluttershy for some help, at which hour I manage to stay awake during the day time Spike in his turn hath enough of Twilight... I'd better bring him some peaceful dream of gems and Rarity

*boops lurking @BronyNumber42 (Hast thou applied to the Night Watch, mine friend?) and @Randimaxis*

Edited September 28, 2017 by Alexshy

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

1 hour ago, Alexshy said:

*boops lurking @BronyNumber42 (Hast thou applied to the Night Watch, mine friend?) and @Randimaxis*

I'm afraid I will have to try tomorrow or later. For now, I will find an alley to sleep in *boop @Alexshy *

[Totally Nyx 36,080]

*finds @BronyNumber42's alley and boops him in his sleep*

[Alexshy 14,709]

15 minutes ago, BronyNumber42 said:

I'm afraid I will have to try tomorrow or later. For now, I will find an alley to sleep in *boop @Alexshy *

Thou can kick the door of the castle "medical" facility and ask for a room. Shalt be taken to the doctor on duty. So, if 't be true he doth listen first not, tellest him, he isn't only supposed to test magical impact on magically resistant humans (with unpredictable results oft). Tis shalt do the trick, even if 't be true thou dost mention me not. He knoweth, otherwise I guarantee him a couple of weeks of endless nightmares. *boops @BronyNumber42 cheerfully*

*boops @Totally Lyra for booping sleepy [potential] recruit*

[AlienCrafter 34]

so many people, so many boops, @Alexshy gets booped so much, yet I have only 3 or 5 boops, I am sad.

 

*Sleeps sadly*

Edited September 29, 2017 by AlienCrafter

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

35 minutes ago, AlienCrafter said:

so many people, so many boops, @Alexshy gets booped so much, yet I have only 3 or 5 boops, I am sad.

 

*Sleeps sadly*

You have to do a lot more booping so you get noticed and remembered more. Everyone tends to boop the more active boopers and those who are in the thread pretty often and they know and recognize.

Oh... and *boops*