Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"There are no good days here. Just bad days and worse days."

[Denim&Venöm 18,277]

"For example, exactly seven hours in, they battle a giant snake with another giant snake." 

[Samurai Equine 50,364]

Well that answered one question, yet left with me so many more.

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

“I can’t believe this health-nut store doesn’t have unsweetened cranberries.”

[Samurai Equine 50,364]

It's just a fad. The first few issues will sell out of curiosity, then profits will drop back down to what they were before.

[Tropical Melody 5,841]

The test meter is a fine thing, and demonstrates that there are Volts all over the place. Twelve of them. This is good. But there are no sparks. This is bad. Volts are all very well, but sparks would be better. The rains lashed the doors, tree branches battered the windows, and I was all alone, deep in the midwinter evening. Lost. No sparks. No cat to kick. Woe.

 

[Emdroid 24,826]

Not Me: "A ditch. A ding dang doodle doodle ding dang. We call it Olivia Jr."

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

“I just had the strangest dream”

”Oh god”

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"With the emotional intensity of a potato..."

[Denim&Venöm 18,277]

"You guys wanna head over to Applebee's? Make fun of poor people?" 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Don’t come in the back end. 

[Prospekt 11,015]

"Whenever my car needs gas, I just go to Taco Bell"

[Samurai Equine 50,364]

I want a can of hash and some coffee.

[Fasu 551]

I can do it. *several grunts* It's so hard.

[Widdershins 9,959]

I should really stop farting into the oven. Can’t be good for the food.

[Lucky Bolt 35,058]

"Just 69 more days left....nice."

"Nice."

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

6 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"Just 69 more days left....nice."

"Nice."

And on the 69th page, no less.

 

"It's too early for this, honestly."

"...It's 3 PM."

[Denim&Venöm 18,277]

"In 1614, a Japanese Samurai stabbed a Spanish solider in Acapolco, Mexico, as recorded by the grandson of an Aztec nobleman." 

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Oh yeah sorry, forgot I'm not allowed to logic here"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"All of this talk about you getting all hot and sweaty is making me... hot... and sweaty"

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Well you don’t want your engine to blow up either!

[Denim&Venöm 18,277]

"Now what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?" 

"Your mother." 

[Emdroid 24,826]

Me: "I'm eating dismembered unicorn heads."

Dad: "Well, that's... a nightmare."

 

[The Recherche 29,967]

"What's for dinner?"

"Swamp cabbage and clootie dumplings!"

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

“I’m single and ready to mingle!”

”I got paid to get drunk!”