Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[FullMetalDash 194]

"I did not know you could scream so loud"

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Oh f***. Oh f***. OH F***!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[PiratePony 8,475]

"Maybe the Mucho Mango is the ghost's ectoplasm."

[Denim&Venöm 19,127]

"You mean that wasn't a coaster?" 

[Mirage 24,770]

'It was 24 Volts when I left'.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Yeah the defense sits over here. We’re part of a superior race.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,127]

"Hey there good lookin~" 

"My wife is in the other room. You want her?" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"This is why you don't do meth, kids."

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Why is your lock screen My Little Pony with a .50 cal?”

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

SHUT UP! Oh I'm sorry, please refrain from speaking 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Damn Friz put some socks on when you’re in here.” -my teammate

[Mirage 24,770]

'Your face will stay that way if you keep doing that.'

[The Recherche 29,968]

"I guess you got that damn thing done?" 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

“I said juice, not Jews!”

Disclaimer: I did not say this quote.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

“Mmmm, yeah, like that, right there. That’s the spot. That’s it.”

[Prospekt 11,018]

"*overdramatic sigh* You had one job. "

[Will Guide 21,360]

I gotta dish the do'es!

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"That's a white Avalanche. THAT'S A WHITE AVALANCHE! SH*T!" *take off at a dead sprint

[Dreambiscuit 9,906]

"I think you have to lift the front end up or it's going to stall when it hits the cabbage." 

[Cash In 22,393]

"The zombies are going to steal your ride."

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

"Oh my dear God have you ever heard of self-control?" 

[Twiggy 2,966]

"At the end of the day, one has to acknowledge that a bunch of snooty art critics, kinda like the scrawny neckbeards you see hanging out at Starbucks, are the ones to blame for Hitler." - Dad.

Spoiler

He's not wrong.

 

Edited May 3, 2018 by Twiggy

[Guest]

"The Estonian word for mustard is sinep and haha hee read it backwards!"

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Yes I have an almond. No, he doesn't like bread.

Overheard in the lunchroom at school, so I don't have the context either. 

[Appley Hooves 136]

"Just call the cops if they wreck our garage, I can tell them they seem to be running a grow op then"

Yes, where we live is interesting.