You just got kissed by your favorite pony. What do you do?

[My Little Mandy 838]

If Discord gave me a kiss on the cheek, I'd be giggly.

If he kissed me on the lips, I would look like a bright red tomato, passed out in his claws

[Opalicious 799]

I'd passionately kiss back. I mean, if your favorite pony kisses you, you might as well screw life and hope that she take you back to Equestria.

[aperture_tech 56]

Well, first of all I would be confused as fuck. Then, all of a sudden I would unleash a multi verse paradox to destroy the universe Cruz honestly, getting kissed by a cartoon pony is too strange.

[Dasher 119]

Tell her "Whoa there buddy mabe you should go out with someone you own species let alone someone that lives in your universe. "

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Woah, that would have to be a pretty sweet kiss, coming from Pinkie. Well, I'd kiss her back. Obviously. Then maybe I can get to Equestria

[Zygen 6,066]

If fluttershy kissed me...

 

Basically it would consist of very high pitch intervals of sound released from my mouth as i dance around in some kind of crazy trance or something.

 

Aka I would have a brony fan boy moment, that sounds more like a girl for that moment probably.

[Demi 545]

It depends, I guess..

 

If I were a pony myself too then I reckon I'd get married to Applejack and work with her on her farm for the rest of my happy days.

 

If I were still human I'd probably be like "this is awkward", then continue to make out with her anyway.

Edited September 12, 2012 by Demi

[Pinkaminas_little_helper 1]

If Pinkie kissed me I'd probly pass out. If she was still there when I woke then I'd be very confused and hope that she takes me back to Equestria.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Fluttershy kissing me.....hopefully in like a motherly way then I will be the happiest guy in the world ill be so happy you could blow up my house and ill act like everything is hunky dory.

 

If she kisses me in some other way.......thats another story.

[Viridian Daybreak 66]

If that happened, then Dash is confirmed a lesbian. :/ I'm female.

 

I'd probably say something like "Um Rainbow I'm a girl.." And I'd be thinking "BUT I SHIP HER WITH SOARIN'. NOO!" sometime after that.

 

But if it were a stallion (best stallion is Soarin' so it might be him..though like I said, I ship SoarinDash so I wouldn't approve at all) I'd just be surprised. And tell him that I'm not ready for that kind of interactions. And since he's a pony I would feel very awkward.

[Castoro Chiaro 181]

Well, pretending it's totally normal to be kissed by a cartoon character...not sure how I'd feel about being kissed by Celestia. XD If it was just a maternal kiss on the forehead, I'd be pretty happy, though. c:

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

I would be like BIG MAC WHAT THE HELL BRAH. I am joking.

If Fluttershy kissed me I would kiss her back then give her a hug and ask in a very quiet voice _{^{"how did you get into my house ? And how are you even here ? also you are just as cute as you are in the show... but I have a girl friend so... this is a little strange."}}

If I was a pony I would probably just kiss her back But then feel bad because I have a girlfriend so that would be a little awkward, hahahaha

Edited September 12, 2012 by Flame Dancer

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

 

Well, it's just like her to rush into things.

 

What would I do if she kissed me? I would freeze up and be totally freaked out. I'd wonder what the hell a cartoon character is doing here, why a thrill-seeker like Rainbow Dash would go for a boring nerd like me, and how weird I must be for feeling this way about an animated pony.

 

And then I would kiss her back anyway.

[My Little Mandy 838]

Oh and to add on to what I said earlier, I'd jump into Discord's arm and ask him out on a date.

And we'd date till he popped THE BIG question

[RainbowDashie 767]

*FANBOY SQUEEL* take pictures, get it on video, that sort of stuff. capture the moment or somethng. and i would go and post prove on this forum, althought everyone would just whing i'm good at picture editing.

[talkingmuffin 32]

If I was kissed by derpy I would be pretty taken back by what just happened.

 

Then she would realize that I was a muffin and tasted delicious. So then, she would eat me.

[Wubsie 1,123]

I would just kiss Fluttershy back, I'd be so happy. (If I was a pony)

My face would be like this:

xD That would be the best day ever. Then I'd just go back to my home and rethink it over and over XD.

[The Ultimate Brony 35]

I'm assuming this as well.

 

Well hell yeah, I'd be excited if I got kissed by Octavia, crud, I would be the ultimate brony if that happened.

 

Making a reference to me? (My username is "The Ultimate Brony"), anyways, here is my third scenario, I'll hurry and try to find the magic portal before its too late.

[DarligPegasi 315]

Whoa. Luna kissed me?

After I finished blushing and hyperventilating I would kiss her back. Of course, I'd wonder why she was in my house and how she'd gotten there but who am I to avoid a kiss from my favorite pony?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Fluttershy kissing me? Боже мой that would be the greatest thing ever. It's not weird because I'm not a human! So only one thing to do after that. Take her out to dinner and a cup of coffee. Got to treat the ladies nice!

 

One thing would definitely happen though: Эпическая целовать сессии.

Edited September 18, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[curtistyl 3]

tough call....i have 2 ponies in my first favorite and those are Princess Luna and Nightmare Moon.

Princess Luna:i would probably stay silent through the rest of the day having that image going through my head and having my face turning blood red.

Nightmare Moon:i dont think she's the kissing type but if she does kiss me it would probably be just like that except she would either say something to make my blushing worse or faint.

[Dxthegod 251]

Look Rainbow, you're cool and all - probably the coolest pony there is - but I think we should just stay friends.

 

Furthermore, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?

[Clarity 3,094]

Despite how much I love Applejack...I'm a girl, for Celestia's sake. o.o I'd be totally creeped out. However, a close hug is enough for me. ~<3

[djangoshiny 13]

If i were a pony and RD kissed me than i'd blush then kiss/hug em back

Than again, I love derpy too. there kinda even hmmmm... (hundred word count ugh...)

[biggrog7 9]

From the mane six, if fluttershy kissed me, i'd be weirded out, but i would try to get her to spill the bean on how she got here. Then i would try to get to equetria the same way she got here.