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OK, so the Mayan Calendar runs out on this day. Nothing in the calendar "says" the world will end. Modern people just assume so.

--Frankly, I think the stone carver just ran out of room.

 

All that said, some people are actually panicking, storing  up food and such, (an aside, if the world is ending, why store food? its all gonna go boom, right?)

 

The Mayans never wrote an apocalyptic scenario that I know of. So know one knows how we are all gonna die. If I'm gonna go, I want to go in a spectacular way, like Gollum did in the LOTRs.

(at least I will get to see The Hobbit before the end)

 

So since the Mayans never did say how the world will end...LETS HELP THEM OUT!

Lets come up with a fun way to destroy the earth. Like giant man eating rabbits eat us all or something.

I'll start:

 

December 21st 2012, the world will end because a giant space guy named Galactus will land and literally EAT the Earth all up. Burp.

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Christ comes around and says "Yep. That's it. Done" and  then the universe goes "nope" and then God goes "Just kidding. Everyone's going to hell" and then the universe jumps in and says "Just joking guys" and the God comes in and says "seriously though".

 

Essentially that would go on forever. It'd be fun seeing some wars between religious folk. One side will be like "Ha!" then the other would be like "Haha!" and the other would be like "Hahaha".

 

And I'd be in my room, playing minecraft. But I bet someone will say shut up and then we'd all die.

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Previous evens that should happened...

 

The year 2000: Survived

 

6-6-2006: Survived

 

11-11-2011: Survived

 

So 21-12-2012: Yet to experience

COME AT ME BRO!

 

And if i survive, i will, on December 22st, walk around in my underwear yelling 'I SURVIVED' and then go to Spain for a holiday.

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Oh come on! I only get to be 16 for 9 days!? Thats messed up... or I can have fun preparing for the apocalpse that isn't gonna happen. The only disaster I can see coming for us is a shortage of water bottles, freeze-dried foods, and suprisingly dissapointing twinkie substitutes.

 

I want the world to end with Rainbow Dash pulling off a sonic rainbom through the earth splitting it in half. One peice going towards the sun, the other crashing into the moon.

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I refuse to believe that the world will end right on my 30th birthday.

 

Anyway the Mayans died out because of Europeans invaded and either slaughtered them or gave them a horrible disease, the Callander just happened to end there at the time.

 

But if is going to end let it be biblical lol. 4 horse men and all that jazz.

 

Thinking maybe I should stock up on bottle caps since tats what will be used as money :P

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For some of my schoolmates it is end of the world, because they have to sent their finished graduation project to the teacher ^_^

btw this reminds me this joke:

 

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Earth will explode into dust that is actually billions of teeny tiny itsy bitsy adorable kitties that will float through space forever (they are magical and don't need air or food or anything). In the earth's place a new planet will form which will be just like FIM. Then we will all be reincarnated into ponies and live happy forever in Equestria. The End

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Oh come on! I only get to be 16 for 9 days!? Thats messed up... or I can have fun preparing for the apocalpse that isn't gonna happen. The only disaster I can see coming for us is a shortage of water bottles, freeze-dried foods, and suprisingly dissapointing twinkie substitutes.

I don't even get to become 19 ! My birthday is on December 31st. You shouldn't be complaining. xD

 

 

I want the world to end with Rainbow Dash pulling off a sonic rainbom through the earth splitting it in half. One peice going towards the sun, the other crashing into the moon.

Oh, and this.... this would be the best way to end a world, because ponies. I don't know which side I'd prefer to be on, though. xD

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The only thing I think might happen is people going bat-shit crazy and breaking everything they see and wake up the next morning with a massive hang over.

 

That and the possible mass suicides. :/


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I know very well that almost none of you are taking this seriously, and you shouldn't. But I want to tell you this story anyway. :) Once upon a time, my fellow pony-lovers...

 

A whole lot of people, from religious figures to Internet/computer scaremongers to lost souls everywhere who believed anything they were told, were absolutely certain the world was going to end. It was called "Y2K." People actually freaked out because they didn't think computers would be able to handle switching over from the year 1999 to 2000. I don't remember all the details but that was the gist of it. Keep in mind the Internet was very new and most people had no idea how it really worked, so they bought into some stuff that in retrospect was very silly. Predictions ranged from some sites having temporary difficulties, to much of the Internet going down and taking the economy with it, to apocalyptic baloney with nuclear weapons launching themselves and the second coming of Jesus (possibly at the same time). :unsure: It was like every loony prognosticator/conspiracy theorist in the world came together to say that okay, we were wrong a million zillion times before but this, THIS was really the end, and they pulled in a good portion of otherwise sane people with them. Some stockpiled months worth of food and supplies in their basements (including my father), and even the most skeptical of us couldn't help wondering if it was really true...

 

Well, seeing as you guys made it out of diapers (hopefully) and grew up into teenage bronies, guess what happened! ;) The world didn't end, Jesus didn't show, and only a few sites experienced any disruption from switching to a new millennium. The world didn't end in the year 2000 and it won't end in 2012, because not only are both of the theories patently ridiculous...but there's no reason to believe that the way we measure time has any bearing on anything beyond managing our day-to-day lives. The planet does not care what it says on your clock or your calendar! Please tell me I am not alone in realizing this. :blink:

 

There's a morbid part of us all that wants to believe the world will end in our time, because just the idea of causing it--or at least witnessing it--makes us feel important. But it ain't gonna happen. And the funny thing is that when people talk about the end of the world, they usually mean the end of us, and that's human arrogance at its finest. We've been on this planet for a cup of coffee. Earth will shrug us off (and our global warming, and our environmental destruction, and our unrecycled pop cans) almost immediately after we're gone. The human race is but a single drop in a universal bucket that is vast beyond comprehension. And everyone secretly yearns to be be validated, to amount to more than what they really are: a nearly invisible molecule in that drop. :(

 

I am content with being a happy molecule. And I will not bother saying "I told you so" on December 22nd.

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lol this is the stupidest thing ever. The world's not going to end on December 21st. 

 

However, I do expect SOME sort of terrorist attack(s) around the world on that day. Doesn't that make sense? For some psychos to 'end the world' on the day it's allegedly supposed to end?

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Well, I can obviously tell that the 21st is not actually the end of the world. I have heard videos PROVING that it's not the end. I even knew this kind of info by a geography teacher a while back. I first heard this kind of silly "rumor" in 2010. But yeah...


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Here's what I truly believe.

 

The world will absolutely not end on December 21st. Well, if it does, not because of Mayan prophecy. It's been said numerous times that since they did not have the leap year calendar back in the old ages, so today would have been like, well, I don't know what year specifically, but it's way past 2012, so the doomsday would've happened a long time ago already.

 

The world will end when it is truly necessary, whenever the time is right. Beyond that, there's really nothing anyone can do. On the bright side, I will enjoy watching everyone acting all crazy come the 18th, three days prior to the prediction. It'll truly be a day to remember in the history of the internet.

 

On a side note- Zelda fans, unite:

 

 

I think I'll play me some Majora's Mask the night of the 20th.

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Okay everyone you got *this* pulled into it. Here is how it goes, the Mayans put their dead in the wells, where they got there water. Here is the problem. The water- get this- was contaminated giving the gift of poison. Everyone kept dieing and the corpses kept piling up in the well killing more and more Mayans! tumblr_m61aukrAf41r3k1m8o1_500.pngOr my other thorey THEY RAN OUT OF ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

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The universe suddenly gets gravity. The planets, weighing so much, all fall to the bottom of it. we can now walk to Mars, Jupiter, even Pluto. But then, all the planets start rolling towards us. We all get ran over by them, and die.

 

It's the only logical explanation.


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On December 22nd I totally plan on being banned from a certain forum I used to frequent. What I will do will be petty and immature and well beneath me but I simply cannot help myself. It's a massive forum revolving around conspiracies and the so-called "truth."

 

The reality of this forum is a bunch of tin-foil hat wearing people who don't leave their basement who will attach themselves to one shred of what they call evidence that has been disproved many times over and then call the skeptics closed-minded.

 

The shear mass of the I-told-you-so on the forum may likely cause a local earthquake

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well, the goverment will have created a lquid which will help atoms grow. they test it on a tomato sandwich. however, the liquid was so unstable, that the sandwich grows to the point where it crushes the earth in its tomatoinedd

(fact: apparently the myan calender was read wrong, the world was supposed to end month ago!)


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The world will end the way we know it. We are all going to turn into ponies and leave the planet in our new shape. We will then join the other ponies in Ponyville which is a world, planet, galaxy and even different universe from ours on Dec 21st. 

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I still think that the Mayans did this as a laugh.

"Dude, we should totally end the calendar on this date, might make other people think its the end of the world!"

*Yeah, That's a great idea! Do it!"

 

I'll probably do nothing different on that day, let the people who think it it's going to end go crazy over it, meanwhile I'll have a sandwhich and a beer with a few friends and play video games.

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haha, i forgot all about this apocalypse in 2012 thing. people were talking about it alot more a few years back...now that it's close i don't hear as much about it. THE FEAR.

 

i'm right with aaramus, i'm gonna treat it like a normal day.

(although that pony apocalypse sounds pretty cool...)

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